I'll have you know that it's been ages since I've been arrested. Of course, there really hasn't been anyone with authority to arrest me. But honestly, back home, there weren't exactly a superabundance of hot chick cops to feed a fetish. Though that one German woman...Ingrid?...did seem like a bit of a vixen.
You know my heart beats only for your own self-righteousness.
I'm sorry to rain on your masturbatory fantasy, but I'm afraid that was all on his side. Bad enough acting out scenes from NYPD Blue, but I draw the line at wearing ruby slippers.
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You know my heart beats only for your own self-righteousness.
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Next you'll be saying the story about you and the walrus isn't true, either.
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...AND ACTUALLY JAMES DOES TOO A LOT OF THE TIME.
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