[Sound of static]

Sorry! Uh, hang on, let me...

[music begins to play, then louder static, sound comes in and out]

Juuuust a--

[crackling noise, and then the sound becomes perfectly clear]

[Static's Theme Song plays]

( Shut up, Lil Romeo is Awesome )

Looking for an exceptionally attractive dark-haired woman to ride around in the back of my vintage car wearing a bikini and generally looking hot ( Read more... )

Ash had been here for quite some time, but still hadn't captured any new Pokemon. This was partially due to the fact that all of the Pokemon here were weird ones he'd never seen before, and partially due to the fact that he'd been going on a lot of rides. But this morning all of that was going to change. He was determined to catch one of the lake ( Read more... )

( Sent to Everyone in the Park )

( Bulletin Post )

A poll appeared on the bulletin board.

I'm gathering information about the personality change incident that occurred the other day, in an effort to determine whether there was a pattern to this and other events. The poll is anonymous*. If you'd like to talk to me personally, feel free.

-Cayce Pollard

( Read more... )

Hot Streak was depressed, but that wasn't anything new. His soul was tormented with the torment of his soul. He hadn't seen Richie or Virgil in so long, and he kind of missed them, but again, he had been too depressed lately to cause trouble. He only caused trouble because he wanted attention for once in his life. He only caused trouble because ( Read more... )

IMPORTANT:

Has anyone seen my girlfriend the girl I love best friend? Her name is Misty Waterflower and I can't find her. She's a beautiful redhead with curves in all the right places.

If you see her, please tell me. I miss her more than I can say.

mood: joyful

On Christmas morning (or he thought it was Christmas day; there was no foolproof way to be sure,) Aziraphale rose early. First he took care of the household matters--a long, slender box with Crowley's name on it beneath the tree, and two stockings by the fireplace, one black and one red and green tartan.

( Then he went out to the balcony of Club 33 one more time with Cayce's census list in hand... )

( Dear Ash )