Radio Static
[Sound of static]
Sorry! Uh, hang on, let me...
[music begins to play, then louder static, sound comes in and out]
Juuuust a--
[crackling noise, and then the sound becomes perfectly clear]
[Static's Theme Song plays]
That's right, this is a radio show with a guy with his own theme song as your host. Just found that in the ipod, man, that is so cool.
Virgil here, your friendly neighborhood Static broadcasting from outside the front of Space Mountain. 'cause I can, I'm pretty much my own wireless system. Well, it seems like all of you took my offer to request a lot of stuff with fake names pretty literally, so we have an interesting show ahead!
Let's start things off with what appears to be a legit request from Una, who wants to hear Temptation from Elvis Costello & the Attractions. [song plays] Heh. Thanks for sending it in, Una.
Also, from Cayce, we have a dedication for Crowley, under the understanding that he and his Bentley aren't ugly. It's The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side by the Magnetic Fields. Nice, Cayce. Might be the sweetest dedication all day?
Although it's a tough one, since next we have Katou, and he definitely went all out. First, he dedicated two songs from My Little Pony to me and Kira. 'cause they're our favorite songs, I guess. Uh, reeeally doubt we'll have those-- oh hey. We do. But, while I did promise to play anything, I think I can break that one for Katou. Feel free to call in and belittle his taste in music, or wonder how he knows so many My Little Pony songs, guys! Not playing it.
He also wants to request Good Old Fashioned Loverboy by Queen to Crowley, which I will play. So okay?
Meanwhile, Kira wants Katou to know that his body is a wonderland. Awww. That's John Mayer by the way. You know, if you somehow missed him. [plays song] And just in case you missed the sentiment, Katou, he also dedicates You Are My Sunshine by Anne Murray, because he loves and misses you.
[mock sniff]
After that, I think we need something a little lighthearted. ...Uh, the Master wants to send the Doctor I Love You, You Love Me. Does that song ever get old? Yes, yes it does.
While we're doing romantic dedications, John Adams would like to dedicate Butterfly by Crazytown to Susan. [muffled laughter] Um. That's sweet.
Rukia dedicated I Want You by Savage Garden to Orihime because she wants to...uh...you get the picture.
Setsuna also dedicated When You Love a Woman by Journey to Sara.
Awkward for you, Setsuna! Because Sara also wrote in, asking to dedicate The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang to Kira, with the message "Forget about Setsuna, I want this to be us." Aaand it seems to be a popular song today, because Tamaki also dedicated it to Kyouya.
[plays song] [whistles] Um. Don't think we need to play that one twice.
Instead, we can have another really special dedication from Tamaki. He dedicated Best Friends by Toybox. Interesting song choice, Tamaki? [laughing] Oh man. He also wants to dedicate The Divinyls, I Touch Myself to [more laughter] himself. Because quote "no one else makes me feel the way I do." Um. [even more, muffled laughter] Just don't go blind on us, Tamaki.
[mostly composed] Okay. I'd like to make a few dedications of my own now! First off, for Pippi, I'd like to play Fernando by ABBA Sorry Katou's such a jerk, that song beats the hell out of My Little Ponies.
Shizuka, here's It's Gonna Be Me by N Sync. Nothing wrong with that.
Just so you'll get over it, Katou, here's Ain't It Fun by Guns N Roses.
Elle, for you, Sparks by Coldplay. Hope you'll forgive the pun, it's what I do.
For my best friend and his robot, Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips. No hidden meaning or anything, it's just a cool song.
Let's see, what else...
Jenny wants to hear Anarchy in the UK by The Sex Pistols, and she says it can be for Shaun and Barbarossa.
[Possession by Sarah McLachlan plays] And that one was for Kira, from "someone you don't know very well."
And for Cayce again, let's hear her second favorite Bowie song, Starman. Cool, thanks, Cayce.
[It's Okay But Just This Once by Gym Class Heroes plays]
That's it, everyone. Call in your further requests and complaints!
Sorry! Uh, hang on, let me...
[music begins to play, then louder static, sound comes in and out]
Juuuust a--
[crackling noise, and then the sound becomes perfectly clear]
[Static's Theme Song plays]
That's right, this is a radio show with a guy with his own theme song as your host. Just found that in the ipod, man, that is so cool.
Virgil here, your friendly neighborhood Static broadcasting from outside the front of Space Mountain. 'cause I can, I'm pretty much my own wireless system. Well, it seems like all of you took my offer to request a lot of stuff with fake names pretty literally, so we have an interesting show ahead!
Let's start things off with what appears to be a legit request from Una, who wants to hear Temptation from Elvis Costello & the Attractions. [song plays] Heh. Thanks for sending it in, Una.
Also, from Cayce, we have a dedication for Crowley, under the understanding that he and his Bentley aren't ugly. It's The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side by the Magnetic Fields. Nice, Cayce. Might be the sweetest dedication all day?
Although it's a tough one, since next we have Katou, and he definitely went all out. First, he dedicated two songs from My Little Pony to me and Kira. 'cause they're our favorite songs, I guess. Uh, reeeally doubt we'll have those-- oh hey. We do. But, while I did promise to play anything, I think I can break that one for Katou. Feel free to call in and belittle his taste in music, or wonder how he knows so many My Little Pony songs, guys! Not playing it.
He also wants to request Good Old Fashioned Loverboy by Queen to Crowley, which I will play. So okay?
Meanwhile, Kira wants Katou to know that his body is a wonderland. Awww. That's John Mayer by the way. You know, if you somehow missed him. [plays song] And just in case you missed the sentiment, Katou, he also dedicates You Are My Sunshine by Anne Murray, because he loves and misses you.
[mock sniff]
After that, I think we need something a little lighthearted. ...Uh, the Master wants to send the Doctor I Love You, You Love Me. Does that song ever get old? Yes, yes it does.
While we're doing romantic dedications, John Adams would like to dedicate Butterfly by Crazytown to Susan. [muffled laughter] Um. That's sweet.
Rukia dedicated I Want You by Savage Garden to Orihime because she wants to...uh...you get the picture.
Setsuna also dedicated When You Love a Woman by Journey to Sara.
Awkward for you, Setsuna! Because Sara also wrote in, asking to dedicate The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang to Kira, with the message "Forget about Setsuna, I want this to be us." Aaand it seems to be a popular song today, because Tamaki also dedicated it to Kyouya.
[plays song] [whistles] Um. Don't think we need to play that one twice.
Instead, we can have another really special dedication from Tamaki. He dedicated Best Friends by Toybox. Interesting song choice, Tamaki? [laughing] Oh man. He also wants to dedicate The Divinyls, I Touch Myself to [more laughter] himself. Because quote "no one else makes me feel the way I do." Um. [even more, muffled laughter] Just don't go blind on us, Tamaki.
[mostly composed] Okay. I'd like to make a few dedications of my own now! First off, for Pippi, I'd like to play Fernando by ABBA Sorry Katou's such a jerk, that song beats the hell out of My Little Ponies.
Shizuka, here's It's Gonna Be Me by N Sync. Nothing wrong with that.
Just so you'll get over it, Katou, here's Ain't It Fun by Guns N Roses.
Elle, for you, Sparks by Coldplay. Hope you'll forgive the pun, it's what I do.
For my best friend and his robot, Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips. No hidden meaning or anything, it's just a cool song.
Let's see, what else...
Jenny wants to hear Anarchy in the UK by The Sex Pistols, and she says it can be for Shaun and Barbarossa.
[Possession by Sarah McLachlan plays] And that one was for Kira, from "someone you don't know very well."
And for Cayce again, let's hear her second favorite Bowie song, Starman. Cool, thanks, Cayce.
[It's Okay But Just This Once by Gym Class Heroes plays]
That's it, everyone. Call in your further requests and complaints!