FUUUK YOUUU AN UR STUPID DUMBASS HIGH AND MIGHTY TOWN MEETINGS. WHO THE FUCK GIVS YUO THE RITE TO DECID THAT WE NEED ONE, HUH YOU FUCKIGN HIGH AND MGIHTY FUCKING GUY THING.
I trust you are inebriated, so I will not argue the point at this time. If you are still upset in the morning and I was not able to address all of your concerns at our last meeting, please contact me again.
Your humble, J. Adams
John was much better able to keep his temper in writing than in person, but if these messages were anything to go by, there would be yelling sometime soon...
Pippi didn't understand most of what was on the bulletin board. What she did understand was that it started out in a very fancy cursive hand, a lot of the replies were in printed capitol letters and that it looked like fun.
YR WRITING IS VERY PRETY! BUT I CANT RED IT VRY WELL.
Letter to John AdamskzadbhatOctober 16 2007, 05:36:52 UTC
Dear Mister Adamms,
I would like to Apologise, regarding the behaviour of Chief Orcot. I have beene Informed that amoung the recent missing persons was One Count D of whom Chief Orcot had a long history of Intimate Relations.
My belief is that this Disapearance is the cause of Chief Orcot's Incharacteristic recent behaviour and thus, offer my Apologie for any rude words spoken as well as Assure you that I shall speake to him. I have Hope this will not impact your Perception of Chief Orcot's Character as he is merely a good man in Extreme Distress.
Most Sincerely Yers.,
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, the Watch, recentley of Ankh-Morpork and Perhaps of Disneyland
I do understand and I shall not hold this incident against him. Thank you, sir, for informing me. Intimate relations...? I am sorry to hear of his recent loss.
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-CHIEF LEON ORCOT
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I trust you are inebriated, so I will not argue the point at this time. If you are still upset in the morning and I was not able to address all of your concerns at our last meeting, please contact me again.
Your humble,
J. Adams
John was much better able to keep his temper in writing than in person, but if these messages were anything to go by, there would be yelling sometime soon...
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IM NOT FUCKING IMEBRAIDED. I'M DRUNK. QUIT USING YORU BIG FUCKIING WORDS AND LINGO TO INSULT ME YOU DOUSHECHEBAG.
CHEIF LEON ORKOT
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-CHEIF LION ORCOT
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=CHIELF LOEN ORCOT
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YR WRITING IS VERY PRETY! BUT I CANT RED IT VRY WELL.
- PIPPI
PS - WHUT DUZ "FUCK" MEEN?
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It's a bad word and only bad people say it. Don't worry about what it means. It means very bad things.
- Rukia
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MY PAPA HAZ NEVR TOLL ME EITHER. I BET HED LICK YOU.
- PIPPI
PS - WHUT IS ALL THES NOTS ABOWT NYWAY?
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These notes are about a meeting we're going to have in two days, regarding whether or not we should have a police force and if so, how to handle them.
- Rukia
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I would like to Apologise, regarding the behaviour of Chief Orcot. I have beene Informed that amoung the recent missing persons was One Count D of whom Chief Orcot had a long history of Intimate Relations.
My belief is that this Disapearance is the cause of Chief Orcot's Incharacteristic recent behaviour and thus, offer my Apologie for any rude words spoken as well as Assure you that I shall speake to him. I have Hope this will not impact your Perception of Chief Orcot's Character as he is merely a good man in Extreme Distress.
Most Sincerely Yers.,
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, the Watch, recentley of Ankh-Morpork and Perhaps of Disneyland
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I do understand and I shall not hold this incident against him. Thank you, sir, for informing me. Intimate relations...? I am sorry to hear of his recent loss.
Your servant,
J. Adams
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