It seems that victory by forfeiture is indeed boring.

I wonder if the prize is still mine to claim.

It seems I've been missing from the social scene for far too long. What have I missed?

I do believe I've won.

It's been a good amount of time, my dear Number XII, and so I ask: any progress on this little game of ours?

It's so good to see my partner of sorts back in action. I do have to admit, at times you do excellent work. I wonder if you would be interested in a game?

The rules are simple: whoever can play with their toy the longest before the toy breaks is the winner. What do you say?