My maiden is gone. My fair, fair maiden. Perhaps she needs rescuing on this day of villains and heroes? This City grows colder and lonelier by the day. Why, I've not even the company of my beautiful daughter to soothe me. And so I work and toil every day for nothing. Nothing!

Curse this city.

WHERE IS SHE?!

Has anyone seen Giselle?! At all??

[ooc: D: Srry this came up so late.]

So is there any particular reason I'm emitting rays of light? You know, any reason other than being cursed?

...

No one look directly at me today.

[ooc: Robert means "bright fame" lolz. So. He's very shiny.]

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This is awkward. I guess I'm going to be working with an owl on my shoulder. A very vocal owl.

[hooting.]

...He likes mice. Anyone have any mice?

[moar hooting.]

No, I've never seen--What's a macro? What the--

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[Panting; obviously someone's been running around quite a bit.]

Okay. I'm here. Uhhhh....

What was I doing again?

Oh yeah! Giselle! Where are you?

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[ooc: Robert is in ur Mirror!City, having traded his intelligence. He's not completely helpless...just slow.]

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I'm sorry about yesterday. I was...it was just a bad day.

The fountain smells like a bar threw up in it. A very...pink bar. Free booze is always nice though. Though let me say this: I don't trust it!

Giselle, I'm going out for a meeting. I'll be back in a bit. Watch your fountain intake!

This place is beyond bizarre. It's like living in a bad movie where all the characters are underdeveloped with corny lines. Being attractive and big-breasted isn't going to make up for your lack of moral fiber, City.

Zombies. There were zombies. Do I need to say anything else?

The funny thing is? This really isn't too different from New ( Read more... )

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MISSILES?! MISSILES, REALLY?! You've got to be kidding me!!! I'm not really into dying, so can someone please point me in the direction of the nearest bomb shelter ( Read more... )

So it could be worse. I could have been struck by one of these "curses" and ended up thinking I was James Bond or something. Really, people. Are you sure these are curses and not the results of...sleepless binges ( Read more... )