A funny story from the recent past

Dec 11, 2008 23:32

Two Fridays ago a funny thing happened and so I am going to tell you about it here. You see, my brother had come to visit on his what they call 'leave' from what I call 'Iraq' and my sister was also coming down for what is called Thanksgiving and also her birthday which happened to coincide this year. To protect the innocent I will refer to my ( Read more... )

huh, heroically saving the day, private, say it again, ptsd, bar fight, jail, war, what is it good for, yeah, bummed, family

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Re: shenanigans disreprivalize December 17 2008, 20:12:32 UTC
I hope your procrastination story involves a broken bottle. A story about how you procrastinated not smashing the bottle over someone.

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jaimi December 17 2008, 07:16:26 UTC
That is an epic, awkward bummer. "Devon" sounds like a real winner for sure. The one night I was sober at a house party was last Thursday at my house's party (theme: Barack Obama). I was talking to my friends who don't drink and thus volunteered to serve as lookouts (or in the case of my mate Charles from West Texas, breaking the arms of anyone who disrespected the simple rule of no open containers) and got a fresh perspective on how annoying drunk people can be ( ... )

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disreprivalize December 17 2008, 20:10:57 UTC
What is a "Barack Obama Theme"? Unless there was some serious blackface going on it sounds kind of lame to me. People just wear a nice suit?

I do recall the "Two dogs" song and the band Neutral Milk Hotel and I believe both are because of you. You sure hobnob a lot! With Celebrities!!

That lady should have cracked the bottle over her husbands head. I bet she got charges pressed. Not smart.

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jaimi December 18 2008, 19:46:38 UTC
I don't really know. It was mostly just bad 2000s rap music and little American flags as decorations that no one paid attention to and it was lame!

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cornelius_flux January 28 2009, 02:05:17 UTC
carlos. i have nothing of value to say. except that.

but i kid n play
hey why arent you making more venn (i pronounced them as vinn for EVER) diagrams for the webpage? i seriously think you've got some skillz. oops. skills

see? that's humor. i could have easily pushed backspace, or as we mexicans callit "thanksgracias", and gotten rid of that z. but oh no. not good ol pabblo. oops. pablo.

regina spektor has big boobs huh?

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