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Mar 16, 2007 19:57

In my car, I can't open the door from the drivers side. The left headlight is out. My left blinker doesn't work. The other day the front-left tire went flat. I think my car has had a stroke. I know it's old, over 20 years old in car-years and by car-years I mean actual years because I don't know if cars experience time differently like those time- ( Read more... )

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disreprivalize March 17 2007, 02:44:38 UTC

oh yeah, and I went to court for Contempt!

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Re: \m/ disreprivalize March 17 2007, 23:11:27 UTC

Their hookah is terrible. I hookah'd it up a little and had to wash out the taste of old dried peaches with water. and that was the last straw. Ricky looks like some sort of nazi lumberjack.

allegedly jaimi March 17 2007, 20:05:28 UTC

c00l I've never been arrested or thrown out of a bar! The closest I've come to real danger besides getting pulled over for speeding was almost getting busted last term for underage drinking by campus security. Even though we all reeked of booze and had glasses full of wine or cheap jug vodka in hand, he let us off because we said only the 21 year olds were drinking! I think he just didn't want to deal with the paperwork and the prospect of getting his car vandalized.

And how the hell did your car pass inspection, man? I must know your wily ways.

Re: allegedly disreprivalize March 17 2007, 23:02:22 UTC

It passed inspection because it was inspected before these various problems showed up! That was pretty sneaky of me. I think it's set to expire soon though. Whatevah. I do what I want. Maybe I'll bribe someone.

When I was being held in contempt I thought of getting you to shred the files for me. You work in some legal department right? That would have been great. I'm sure you would have done it.

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Epidemic?! disreprivalize March 17 2007, 23:09:49 UTC

If I had a girlfriend it would work out great because each time she would think I'm going to open her door for her. Then I would make up an excuse for why I was getting in first and she would probably swoon.

Your van sounds ideal for trapping people.

neverforgetus March 18 2007, 13:12:38 UTC

i think my old car takes the cake

disreprivalize March 18 2007, 16:54:23 UTC

I think your old car takes it in the ass. Just kidding, Danny. Don't get mad.

bravo! alpha_imbibe March 19 2007, 14:45:31 UTC

take that danny!!! that was awesome carlos!!

"I think your old car takes it in the ass."-carlos diaz

thats a classic burn my friend.

Re: bravo! neverforgetus March 21 2007, 20:43:22 UTC

fuck you julio, you take in the ass

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disreprivalize April 10 2007, 22:40:28 UTC

I would rather just mark it as spam. No need to bother deleting it yourself!