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[disreprivalize]

I was going to make a post but then I started reading other peoples posts and now I'm tired. I think it was going to be about how I am always right. Or maybe about my spiral into depression. I had an idea to write a book in the form of a suicide note. Like, where the author keeps writing it longer and longer to put off the suicide. Me. I'll be the

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[disreprivalize]

Too bad! I called it!

[dosekete]

Aw, man. I thought the Garamond Italics was just a you-me thing.

:(

I feel so cheap.

Home-Made

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liar

[buffmonkey]

Man, suicide is out. It's not hip anymore. You need to put a new spin on it.

Hey, how about this? Since you like to sue people, or at least threaten to do so, you should invent sue-icide. You threaten people with so many frivolous lawsuits until eventually no one takes you seriously and they all laugh at you and you feel worthless, you big baby. Then you kill yourself. That's what sue-icide will be, and you can take all the credit for the idea!

Your 10 dollars from me is already in the mail! I sent it USPS next day express priority delivery confirmation insured. But they don't deliver on sundays....or during months ending with the letter 'r'.

Re: liar

[disreprivalize]

What do you know of hip! Suicide always sells!! I am going to sue you for pretending you gave me the idea for sue-icide, too. I don't even care if you gave me the credit already! You're still going down. Down Town. And you're the liar. But I thank you for your 10 dollars and you can look forward to recieving awesome members-only exclusives! For only 10 dollars each month that ends in something other than 'r'.

[timshel_]

OH, HI

[timshel_]

HI!
I'm not that sure how to respond to this now. You gotta give me something to work with!

[woebegonelover]

Hi Carlos! I'm Alexandria.
i think your book would be a best seller.
many troubled teens would flock towards you.

[disreprivalize]

It better be a best-seller! Otherwise, what's the point of writing. Right? Cash money?

[neverforgetus]

if semi-depressed emo rich kids read your book i'll be a very pissed off young man...i will disown you like the time that i disowned you when you bought world of warcraft...

plus i want the semi-depressed emo kids to be my demographic!!

[realistes]

dude bro are you gonna update this shit anytime soon again or what?!?!

p.s. The Interrobang at my school totally blows

just wondering

[realistes]

Did you get eaten by WoW or college lyfe or are stowed away penning your magnum opus in some boxcar like a real French-Canadian hero (Kerouac II, perhaps) or have been enslaved by Coporate America?

Re: just wondering

[disreprivalize]

Nope! Especially not to the corporate america one. I stuck it to corporate america! I reamed corporate america so hard, it may never recover!

Re: just wondering

[realistes]

Ouch!!