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[disreprivalize]

I was going to make a post but then I started reading other peoples posts and now I'm tired. I think it was going to be about how I am always right. Or maybe about my spiral into depression. I had an idea to write a book in the form of a suicide note. Like, where the author keeps writing it longer and longer to put off the suicide. Me. I'll be the

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[realistes]

dude bro are you gonna update this shit anytime soon again or what?!?!

p.s. The Interrobang at my school totally blows

just wondering

[realistes]

Did you get eaten by WoW or college lyfe or are stowed away penning your magnum opus in some boxcar like a real French-Canadian hero (Kerouac II, perhaps) or have been enslaved by Coporate America?

Re: just wondering

[disreprivalize]

Nope! Especially not to the corporate america one. I stuck it to corporate america! I reamed corporate america so hard, it may never recover!

Re: just wondering

[realistes]

Ouch!!

[disreprivalize]

Yeah I'm going to update it soon! I don't know when though. I guess I should since I have stories about meeting firemen and getting fired and going to a trick christian haunted house. That update is going to be crazy!

p.s. what? how can that be?? How dare they! Did they even print my interrobang poem?

[realistes]

What poem? I don't think they even got the issue out. They keep extending the deadline cause, uh, no one's submitting anything. They would probably print your poem though.

[disreprivalize]

Some poem I wrote just for them. I don't remember it because I wrote it in email on the spot. I'm sure it will win though. I rhymed 'interrobang' a couple of times. It will win 'most interrobanging literary achievement by a new author: genius edition deluxe series'

[realistes]

You sent it to them?!?! Oh, that would SO make the whole magazine "literary" publication thing the best one on campus. Out of the two that currently exist, I guess.