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[disreprivalize]

I was going to make a post but then I started reading other peoples posts and now I'm tired. I think it was going to be about how I am always right. Or maybe about my spiral into depression. I had an idea to write a book in the form of a suicide note. Like, where the author keeps writing it longer and longer to put off the suicide. Me. I'll be the

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[thelastlastone_]

You have to GUARANTEE this book will be amazing in order for me to pay up, because I just read a book about depression and suicide and I hated it... if I read two sucky depressed books back to back I might end up considering suicide too. And you don't need that kind of competition, do you?

[disreprivalize]

I guarantee it. This will be the most lighthearted upbeat suicide book you will ever read!

and if you try to commit suicide I will sue you for all you are worth!!

[fadge]

Yes you are
Yes it is

[disreprivalize]

Money then?

[flugelbinder]

I'm stealing that idea.

Finally the internet has come in handy!

[disreprivalize]

Hey man. You know what? You better watch it!! I have high-powered attorneys. Turbo-powered even ! They're automatic! systematic! They're hyyyyydromatic!
They're greased Lightning! But seriously, I'm going to sue you for everything you're worth.

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[dosekete]

You know, I had an idea about writing a book like that too, except I was in 8th grade and it was called 'Suicide Note to the Modern Savages.' It was about a girl who fell in love with another girl in a small town and they killed one of them so she killed herself but her suicide note was the long explanation of what happened.

I'm in Creative Writing right now, which is funny... because I'm not really writing all that creatively right -now,- am I?

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[disreprivalize]

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Well your book sounds like a real downer. My book is going to make everyone see that suicide can be a good thing. It will start a suicide trend across the nation. Everyone will say, "Hey! Sucidie sounds fun!" and then will all their money to me after they die. But I think I'll have to fake my death because they'll be expecting it after that book. Otherwise it will just look like some marketing ploy!! Nope. I'm the real deal. I will actually, factually, fake my death.

I don't know if you are. What are you writing?

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[cleverchicken]

her book sounds better than yours because it has hot girl on girl action.

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[neverforgetus]

hot girl on girl action is always good...but what really gets my blood going is robot on robot action

[neverforgetus]

how about writing a book about college life. you know frat parties, panties raids, dave matthew's band obsessed lesbians and a funny little midget doing the sprinkler...that would be a story...

[disreprivalize]

Yeah, how about it? Huh? You already told me this. Now what am I supposed to do? What do you want from me?

[cleverchicken]

its true there are dave matthews obsessed lesbians in college. more than usual.

[neverforgetus]

yes this is true...ah how i miss the college life...