Damn Carlos I deal with that shit all day. Fuel pumps, vehicles refusing to start, trucks going into telephone poles, people driving into three feet of water and wondering why their vehicles won't ever start again. I shouldn't though, I should be at an elite East Coast private liberal arts college playing on their world famous Naked Frisbee Team, not pondering the prospect of my white trash future as a AAA service provider with several completely useless degrees from third-rate state colleges and a raging addiction to "uppers".
Anyway, I refuse the to allow cruel Real World to crush my soul and laugh in the face of rationality! It works for me! (Alright I'm totally lying.)
Is it bennington?! I hope it is!! Are you going to turn super hippie now and fight the power with sit-ins and chaining yourself to things and other lazy ways of protest?
You betcha! It's a lot like a hippie commune actually. Albeit one that costs $45,000 a year to live at. As for me though, I'm apathetic about politics these days.
One time i left my hello kitty key chain/keys in the engine starter with the doors locked, while i went into school and attended class...well, i wanted the Keropi plush key chain but fernie wasnt having it...he said Hello Kitty suited me much more nicely instead of a frog, but the frog is so cute with his big eyes and green face!
Anyway, the "campus" cops had to come to my rescue, im sure the situation at the time made me look as if i dyed my hair brown, to desguise my natural ditsyness...but seriously, i felt retarded, and they couldnt help me. Oh and im not really retarded, i was just really late im sure. HA HA
Seriously, cut all the crap, why didnt you just write' "My car wouldn't start so i walked to the nearest gas station, bought gas and walked back to my car, filling it with the gas, only to discover that fuel was not an issue, so instead i called Danny, because he is number 1"? That would have saved me alot of time, and strain on my precious eyes. There were a few parts that made me chuckle aloud, though, especially the part where, unexpectedly, you begin to headbang to metalica. Also, the part where you open your soft drink with one hand is pretty cool, and it makes me think you are a modern day marvel of a man, really. I am printing a picture of you giving a thumbs up, and am probably going to submit it into some sort of competition. You should like the Arcade fire instead of Sleater kinney, because coldplay endorses them.
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Anyway, I refuse the to allow cruel Real World to crush my soul and laugh in the face of rationality! It works for me! (Alright I'm totally lying.)
p.s. Sleater-Kinney \m/
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I'm jealous.
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I mean, in the sense that you lied about me being a liar.
Because it is true that your stories captivate me.
Because you purposely write 'em silly.
And because I like 2 laff @ u.
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Anyway, the "campus" cops had to come to my rescue, im sure the situation at the time made me look as if i dyed my hair brown, to desguise my natural ditsyness...but seriously, i felt retarded, and they couldnt help me.
Oh and im not really retarded, i was just really late im sure. HA HA
Also, be a writer of diary novels...ok! OK!
bye!
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