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realistes May 23 2006, 15:43:27 UTC
Damn Carlos I deal with that shit all day. Fuel pumps, vehicles refusing to start, trucks going into telephone poles, people driving into three feet of water and wondering why their vehicles won't ever start again. I shouldn't though, I should be at an elite East Coast private liberal arts college playing on their world famous Naked Frisbee Team, not pondering the prospect of my white trash future as a AAA service provider with several completely useless degrees from third-rate state colleges and a raging addiction to "uppers".

Anyway, I refuse the to allow cruel Real World to crush my soul and laugh in the face of rationality! It works for me! (Alright I'm totally lying.)

p.s. Sleater-Kinney \m/

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realistes May 23 2006, 20:54:53 UTC
p.p.s. dude I just got into college!!!!

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disreprivalize May 24 2006, 03:37:34 UTC
Is it bennington?! I hope it is!! Are you going to turn super hippie now and fight the power with sit-ins and chaining yourself to things and other lazy ways of protest?

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realistes May 24 2006, 16:44:51 UTC
You betcha! It's a lot like a hippie commune actually. Albeit one that costs $45,000 a year to live at. As for me though, I'm apathetic about politics these days.

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piebalding May 23 2006, 21:19:24 UTC
you went to coachella?!@!%

I'm jealous.

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disreprivalize May 24 2006, 03:40:41 UTC
I sure did go to coachella. Yup. It was pretty amazing. Madonna and I hung out a little. Maybe I'll tell you about it sometime.

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realistes May 24 2006, 16:45:08 UTC
you mean Esther?

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dosekete May 24 2006, 00:04:16 UTC
Quite a captivating story, there.

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disreprivalize May 24 2006, 03:41:40 UTC
liar

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dosekete May 24 2006, 13:12:23 UTC
Liar.

I mean, in the sense that you lied about me being a liar.

Because it is true that your stories captivate me.

Because you purposely write 'em silly.

And because I like 2 laff @ u.

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gina_jara May 24 2006, 13:31:51 UTC
One time i left my hello kitty key chain/keys in the engine starter with the doors locked, while i went into school and attended class...well, i wanted the Keropi plush key chain but fernie wasnt having it...he said Hello Kitty suited me much more nicely instead of a frog, but the frog is so cute with his big eyes and green face!

Anyway, the "campus" cops had to come to my rescue, im sure the situation at the time made me look as if i dyed my hair brown, to desguise my natural ditsyness...but seriously, i felt retarded, and they couldnt help me.
Oh and im not really retarded, i was just really late im sure. HA HA

Also, be a writer of diary novels...ok! OK!

bye!

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realistes May 24 2006, 16:42:39 UTC
Ginarrrr!! Add me! It's ya girl Jaimi!!

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disreprivalize June 12 2006, 19:56:51 UTC
Diary Novels?!

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cleverchicken May 25 2006, 04:07:10 UTC
Seriously, cut all the crap, why didnt you just write' "My car wouldn't start so i walked to the nearest gas station, bought gas and walked back to my car, filling it with the gas, only to discover that fuel was not an issue, so instead i called Danny, because he is number 1"? That would have saved me alot of time, and strain on my precious eyes. There were a few parts that made me chuckle aloud, though, especially the part where, unexpectedly, you begin to headbang to metalica. Also, the part where you open your soft drink with one hand is pretty cool, and it makes me think you are a modern day marvel of a man, really. I am printing a picture of you giving a thumbs up, and am probably going to submit it into some sort of competition. You should like the Arcade fire instead of Sleater kinney, because coldplay endorses them.

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cleverchicken May 26 2006, 07:08:03 UTC
Phil Collins rules too hard though!! Like that song with the wicked drum solo: Duh Duh duh duh doo doo doo doo duh. duh.

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