Damn Carlos I deal with that shit all day. Fuel pumps, vehicles refusing to start, trucks going into telephone poles, people driving into three feet of water and wondering why their vehicles won't ever start again. I shouldn't though, I should be at an elite East Coast private liberal arts college playing on their world famous Naked Frisbee Team, not pondering the prospect of my white trash future as a AAA service provider with several completely useless degrees from third-rate state colleges and a raging addiction to "uppers".
Anyway, I refuse the to allow cruel Real World to crush my soul and laugh in the face of rationality! It works for me! (Alright I'm totally lying.)
Is it bennington?! I hope it is!! Are you going to turn super hippie now and fight the power with sit-ins and chaining yourself to things and other lazy ways of protest?
You betcha! It's a lot like a hippie commune actually. Albeit one that costs $45,000 a year to live at. As for me though, I'm apathetic about politics these days.
Do you laugh at people who buy gas containers and gas as they walk away? You attendants are all the same. Has anyone ever had sex with a dead person in the bathroom where you work?
Anyway, I refuse the to allow cruel Real World to crush my soul and laugh in the face of rationality! It works for me! (Alright I'm totally lying.)
p.s. Sleater-Kinney \m/
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