Phineas and Ferb, Perryshmirtzbadass_tigerDecember 15 2011, 08:31:00 UTC
'Ah Perry the Platypus, your timing is excellent, and by excellent, I mean COMPLETELY HORRIBLE. Seriously, I've only just finished practicing my evil monologue. No matter, for you are trapped now! *chuckles* Anyway, now for my evil scheme. You remember that one time in the episode I Was a Middle-Aged Robot when you left me for something more important? Yeah I told you that would be a backstory someday! I always get so frustrated when you leave prematurely, Perry the Platypus. But now, I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have come up with a plan so Perry-proof, it will not fail to work! Perry the Platypus, will you marry me?'
Yes, with platypus!Perry. I'm sure Perry says yes. Make it funny and cute in their dysfunctional way and you will have my first-born.
To Have and Hold (Hostage) - 1/2radondoranDecember 19 2011, 17:22:12 UTC
(I can't believe I just wrote this. Thanks for such a fun prompt!)When Perry burst through the window into the evil lair of the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz, he was surprised to find that Doofenshmirtz didn't engage with him right away. No trap sprang up to greet him, no evil contraption tried to attack him, and even Doofenshmirtz himself, pacing the floor and mumbling to himself, barely seemed to register his entrance
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To Have and Hold (Hostage) - 2/2radondoranDecember 19 2011, 17:22:42 UTC
"What, you're not--you're not gonna say yes?" asked Doofenshmirtz. "Because this is getting really uncomfortable, and..."
Perry continued to boggle.
Doofenshmirtz sighed and stood up again. "I thought you might get all irrational about this." (Said the man who had just proposed marriage to his platypus nemesis.) "But listen, it's a good idea! I have really good insurance. I own a building! You don't even have to change your name or anything. I thought about changing my name, but Dr. Heinz the Platypus? I'm just not feeling it."
Perry gave him a skeptical look, and mimed his usual fighting stance.
"What, you think we shouldn't get married just because we fight each other every day? I've been married, Perry the Platypus, I know what the deal is. My ex-wife and I used to fight all the time. I'll be honest, our fights are actually a lot more fun
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Re: To Have and Hold (Hostage) - 2/2badass_tigerDecember 20 2011, 10:06:48 UTC
Oh my God I wasn't seriously expecting somebody to fill this. But thank you so much ♥ This is exactly what I asked for, it's so cute yet in-character and just them. My day is seriously made <3
I have to ask though why is Heinz the one in a tux, I'm pretty sure it's Perry who wears the pants ahahaha
Re: To Have and Hold (Hostage) - 2/2badass_tigerMarch 12 2012, 01:46:00 UTC
I think you just gave me everything I ever wanted from the internet. All the silliness and the cute and the lampshading of silliness and the marching right on past it into more cute. Have an internet--have ALL the internets.
Re: To Have and Hold (Hostage) - 2/2badass_tigerApril 7 2012, 00:09:16 UTC
I have to be honest, when I first read this prompt I though "Ha ha, that's funny, but it would never work out without one or both of them being insanely out of character."
I was so wrong. This is legitimately the best Phineas and Ferb fanfic I have ever read. The dialogue (and in Perry's case, miming) was so real I could hear Heinz's voice and see it animated. It was hilarious, especially the whole gay-marriage vs. cross-species-marriage vs. whatevs-my-bother-is-the-mayor bit. Plus Heinz's spiel about all the reasons they should marry, and the propose-inator! I died of laughter, then became a zombie just to leave this comment because you are awesome and you should feel awesome. I would quote my favorite bits, but then I would be copy pasting the entier story.
Re: To Have and Hold (Hostage) - 2/2radondoranApril 7 2012, 20:23:27 UTC
:D :D Thank you so much! This was a really quirky and fun prompt to fill--I'm glad the result was such a success!
(Also, I laughed at "the propose-inator"--it never occurred to me to call it that, but that's totally what it was. It seems like in my fanfics, Doof just does everything via inator. I dunno, it's funnier that way.)
Yes, with platypus!Perry. I'm sure Perry says yes. Make it funny and cute in their dysfunctional way and you will have my first-born.
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Perry continued to boggle.
Doofenshmirtz sighed and stood up again. "I thought you might get all irrational about this." (Said the man who had just proposed marriage to his platypus nemesis.) "But listen, it's a good idea! I have really good insurance. I own a building! You don't even have to change your name or anything. I thought about changing my name, but Dr. Heinz the Platypus? I'm just not feeling it."
Perry gave him a skeptical look, and mimed his usual fighting stance.
"What, you think we shouldn't get married just because we fight each other every day? I've been married, Perry the Platypus, I know what the deal is. My ex-wife and I used to fight all the time. I'll be honest, our fights are actually a lot more fun ( ... )
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I have to ask though why is Heinz the one in a tux, I'm pretty sure it's Perry who wears the pants ahahaha
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(hahaha, yeah, I thought about the fact that in canon, Doof is the wife, but it seemed odd for him to admit it.)
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And then had to write the wedding....
http://mischif.dreamwidth.org/110873.html
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This is officially my headcannon by the way.
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I was so wrong. This is legitimately the best Phineas and Ferb fanfic I have ever read. The dialogue (and in Perry's case, miming) was so real I could hear Heinz's voice and see it animated. It was hilarious, especially the whole gay-marriage vs. cross-species-marriage vs. whatevs-my-bother-is-the-mayor bit. Plus Heinz's spiel about all the reasons they should marry, and the propose-inator! I died of laughter, then became a zombie just to leave this comment because you are awesome and you should feel awesome. I would quote my favorite bits, but then I would be copy pasting the entier story.
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(Also, I laughed at "the propose-inator"--it never occurred to me to call it that, but that's totally what it was. It seems like in my fanfics, Doof just does everything via inator. I dunno, it's funnier that way.)
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