Phineas and FerbradondoranAugust 26 2011, 21:46:14 UTC
Phineas and Ferb, Perry the Platypus & Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
In Across the Second Dimension we find out that Agent P was assigned to Phineas and Ferb five years ago. But in "Misperceived Monotreme", Perry has his 100th battle with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Conclusion: he must have spent the intervening years battling other evil.
So, in the show's spirit of humorously treating the hero/villain relationship like a romantic relationship ("It's About Time!" et al.), how about something where an ex-nemesis of Perry's reappears for some reason, and Doofenshmirtz is jealous upon finding out about their old connection? Bonus points if it's somebody we already know... like, say, Rodney.
Horribly Familiar 1/4radondoranAugust 15 2012, 04:04:20 UTC
Hope OP doesn’t mind a surprise Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog crossover. (I discovered it recently and it’s stuck in my head.) I believe this should still make sense to people who haven’t seen DHSAB, but just so you know, there are vague sort-of-spoilers for DHSAB.
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“Perry the Platypus, how unexpected… and by unexpected, I mean completely expected! ”
Crash! Perry crossed his arms and barely resisted the urge to roll his eyes as he examined the heavy, translucent container housing him for the duration of today’s monologue. The sound it made upon falling told him it was heavy, but it was clear with a pinkish tint to it. The trap was smooth and dome-shaped; no exploitable cracks or seams. A glance up revealed a dime-sized air-hole in the top. It was always nice when Doofenshmirtz remembered the little details
( ... )
Horribly Familiar 2/4radondoranAugust 15 2012, 04:07:57 UTC
Perry gave his signature chittering growl and narrowed his eyes at the newcomer. He titled his head in a questioning manner.
“Oh yeah, new costume,” said the man, gesturing vaguely at his lab coat. He pushed his goggles up to reveal the rest of his face. “But still me, Perry. Been a while, hasn’t it?”
“Who are you?” Doofenshmirtz asked, crossing his arms. The other villain’s interaction with Perry the Platypus felt too personal for his comfort.
“Huh?” the man glanced over, noticing the other evil scientist for the first time. He readjusted his goggles to hide his eyes once more before introducing himself: “Doctor Horrible, M. A. D
( ... )
Horribly Familiar 3/4radondoranAugust 15 2012, 04:09:46 UTC
“That’s why I couldn’t stay in L.A. anymore,” said Horrible, “I realized everything I had there-Hammer, the League, my blog-just wasn’t worth it anymore, just couldn’t compare to what I used to have here. I mean Hammer was great and all with the superpowers and stuff, but he had no class, no style. He didn’t even wear a hat. He never knew this, but…” Heinz saw the other evil doctor blush a bit. “Sometimes, when he was beating me up, I’d pretend I was back in Danville fighting you again.”
There it was. In the midst of the speech Heinz began to suspect it and now his suspicions were confirmed: This man, this jerk in his pretentious red lab coat, was Perry’s ex-nemesis. He couldn’t believe it.
Well, of course he could believe it; after all, he’d always known Perry the Platypus had been an O.W.C.A. member much longer than he’d been assigned to Doofenshmirtz, but this strangeness, actually seeing a different evil scientist storming in with his “Freeze Ray” and reminiscing about fighting Perry the Platypus like it was just yesterday, like
( ... )
Horribly Familiar 4/4radondoranAugust 15 2012, 04:14:03 UTC
“No!” he cried angrily, desperately, “Wrong! Perry the Platypus y-you can’t foil that scheme, because you’ll be too busy with this!” He ran over to today’s inator and yanked away the sheet with a flourish. “Behold! The Gravyinator!”
Dr. Horrible laughed. Not his fearsome evil laugh, but the breathless chuckle-snort of a man who has just seen the last thing he expected to see and can’t get over the silliness of it.
“A Gravy Ray?” he said when he finally caught his breath, “Really?”
“Gravyinator,” said Heinz, “And mind your own business!”
“Well, Perry the Platypus,” said Dr. Horrible, “There you have it. You can either keep riding the Gravy Train here or come fight a real menace. What’s it gonna be?”
“Weren’t you leaving?” Doofenshmirtz snapped, “And that doesn’t even make sense! That’s not what ‘Gravy Train’ means!” Horrible shrugged.
Heinz understood; Horrible would stick around long enough to watch Perry the Platypus pick him so he could rub it in his face. Real mature. Well, Heinz planned to maintain some dignity; he’d make
( ... )
Re: Horribly Familiar 4/4radondoranAugust 15 2012, 21:33:32 UTC
OMG, this was the fill I never knew I wanted!! Seriously, I never would've thought of this crossover in a zillion years! This was so damn funny and clever, each character written so wonderfully IC that I could hear their voices in my head as I read! Wow! OP is a lucky lucky prompter :D Fantastic work!! This really made my day! XD
Re: Horribly Familiar 4/4contrary_izybelAugust 17 2012, 03:38:08 UTC
Oh. Wow. This was perfect. Dare I say, horribly perfect? Haha, that's never funny. But seriously this was amazing and I loved the interaction with all the characters and your voice for Dr. Horrible was perfect. I loved the dialogue. You're amazing. You win all the awards.
Re: Horribly Familiar 4/4radondoranAugust 28 2012, 10:02:04 UTC
Sorry it took me so long to read and comment on this. This is great! Thank you so much for the fill! I love the argument over the Freeze Ray, and I love Doof's nervousness when he's afraid Perry the Platypus is going to pick Horrible over him. "[H]e’d make sure both of them were gone for good before he started crying." Awwwww.
In Across the Second Dimension we find out that Agent P was assigned to Phineas and Ferb five years ago. But in "Misperceived Monotreme", Perry has his 100th battle with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Conclusion: he must have spent the intervening years battling other evil.
So, in the show's spirit of humorously treating the hero/villain relationship like a romantic relationship ("It's About Time!" et al.), how about something where an ex-nemesis of Perry's reappears for some reason, and Doofenshmirtz is jealous upon finding out about their old connection? Bonus points if it's somebody we already know... like, say, Rodney.
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oOo
“Perry the Platypus, how unexpected… and by unexpected, I mean completely expected! ”
Crash! Perry crossed his arms and barely resisted the urge to roll his eyes as he examined the heavy, translucent container housing him for the duration of today’s monologue. The sound it made upon falling told him it was heavy, but it was clear with a pinkish tint to it. The trap was smooth and dome-shaped; no exploitable cracks or seams. A glance up revealed a dime-sized air-hole in the top. It was always nice when Doofenshmirtz remembered the little details ( ... )
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“Oh yeah, new costume,” said the man, gesturing vaguely at his lab coat. He pushed his goggles up to reveal the rest of his face. “But still me, Perry. Been a while, hasn’t it?”
“Who are you?” Doofenshmirtz asked, crossing his arms. The other villain’s interaction with Perry the Platypus felt too personal for his comfort.
“Huh?” the man glanced over, noticing the other evil scientist for the first time. He readjusted his goggles to hide his eyes once more before introducing himself: “Doctor Horrible, M. A. D ( ... )
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There it was. In the midst of the speech Heinz began to suspect it and now his suspicions were confirmed: This man, this jerk in his pretentious red lab coat, was Perry’s ex-nemesis. He couldn’t believe it.
Well, of course he could believe it; after all, he’d always known Perry the Platypus had been an O.W.C.A. member much longer than he’d been assigned to Doofenshmirtz, but this strangeness, actually seeing a different evil scientist storming in with his “Freeze Ray” and reminiscing about fighting Perry the Platypus like it was just yesterday, like ( ... )
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Dr. Horrible laughed. Not his fearsome evil laugh, but the breathless chuckle-snort of a man who has just seen the last thing he expected to see and can’t get over the silliness of it.
“A Gravy Ray?” he said when he finally caught his breath, “Really?”
“Gravyinator,” said Heinz, “And mind your own business!”
“Well, Perry the Platypus,” said Dr. Horrible, “There you have it. You can either keep riding the Gravy Train here or come fight a real menace. What’s it gonna be?”
“Weren’t you leaving?” Doofenshmirtz snapped, “And that doesn’t even make sense! That’s not what ‘Gravy Train’ means!” Horrible shrugged.
Heinz understood; Horrible would stick around long enough to watch Perry the Platypus pick him so he could rub it in his face. Real mature. Well, Heinz planned to maintain some dignity; he’d make ( ... )
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Now I want to watch Dr. Horrible again.
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