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Kitty crack hour! At least they've synced it this time, so while it's double the Oh shit, what's happening?, they should be all worn out in the next few minutes and I can go to bed not worried that I'll lose a face while I'm sleeping ( Read more... )

Somebody in California called me this morning. It wasn't quite noon, it wasn't quite nine. It was a landline, about 8 miles east of Los Angeles. Whoever it was left me a message. 8 seconds of silence. It was a cell phone and the background noise gave it away. Driving with the window down. It was a message, it was a sign, it was a lie. It ( Read more... )

So, the iPhone software update included a voice recorder, so naturally I've only used it for its intended purpose: recording cats meowing.

Now, where can I upload this? I think it's important that I share it with the entire disinterested world.

here, maybe?

I was waiting for a phone call at 10, gave up around 1 and went to bed. No missed call notice, no voicemail notice, nothing. I left my phone sitting on the table in the living room where it had been all day. A friend called me around 630, and the call woke me up but I didn't get to the phone in time. She left a message, and when I went to check ( Read more... )

If I math up the hours I've been awake to the number of beers I've had, does it affect the overall effect? Is it like being up longer? Having more beers ( Read more... )

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I can't stop watching this. Or watching this while drunk. Or drinking then watching it. Or sending it to my mother. Or . . . something.

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This is where 11 hours of drinking and 11 hours of driving will get you:


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I've been cleaning. A lot. There was a line of kicked out litter in the bathroom, along the edge of the tub. It got wet once or twice (or a lot) and hardened into a line of nasty. I got it all scraped up and mopped the floor. With a real mop and bucket, not the swiffer cheater-mop. I don't remember what day that was ( Read more... )