When you can fall down the stairs, bite through your lip and get the same results for free?

I die too often in my dreams. So for I've been:

In a car crash.
Shot in the head.
Eaten alive by zombies.
Diagnosed with lung cancer.
Pushed off a building.
Stabbed.

It really sucks.

Instead of going to class, I decided to play world of warcraft for five hours.

this game ruins lives.

Ugh, I just made a  $450 payment on my credit card, it's depressing to see all that money go.

Then I got a few packages in the mail, and then I felt a little better. (ok a lot better, lawls.)

My beloved Tetris watch broke, it cracked and all the liquid crystal started to ooze out. RIP TETRIS WATCH.

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World of Warcraft is down for maintenance, so I might as well kill some time...

Henry is getting pretty huge. He's already 40 pounds. He's been really good, but he barks all the damn time.

My computer crashed on the day I wanted to back up all my data on my new external hard drive. I lost 3 years worth of data (my music! my work! my pictures!). I do ( Read more... )

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Matt stop lurking my motherufking lj.

I'm filling out my passport application, I know it's crazy.

I've been alive for 20 years and I never really left the country. That's all going to change very very soon.

(ps eBay is so fucking addicting)

My Mastercard finally came in the mail today.


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Oh god, so much stuff happened in the past couple of weeks and it’s actually somewhat interesting.

So, work is hilarious. Refilling ink cartridges isn’t as interesting as, let’s say… being a tomb raider or something, but it does provide some amusement during my ridiculously short shift. Because since its summer and everything is slowing down, ( Read more... )