Crop Circle 004 - Luke, eat your heart out. Tony's a REAL gentleman....alien. Thing.

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[Filtered from Nadia]

It appears I am going to this "dance," and I require two things.

For the first, I need to be taught how to dance as is proper to do. I do not know human dances, and I must learn in order to not look like a total fucking moron in front of a girl I do not know.

[[Insert some alien gibberish here because I'm too lazy to write

Comments

[followyouthere]

So you're taking my sister to the dance.

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Nadia is your sister?

[followyouthere]

Yeah. She is.

Who the hell are you?

[discocropcircle]

Hello!

I'm Tony.

[ohhellogirls]

You should wear a black tuxedo! Can't go wrong with that! It's a classic! Puttin' on the ritz!

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...what is "the ritz"?

[ohhellogirls]

It's when you get dressed up all snazzy and go out steppin' around town!

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...are you speaking English.

[perfektsymmetry]

There's plenty of places to get suits in this town! I'm sure you'll be able to find something. May I ask who you're taking?

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Do you know where I can find a tailor?

Her name is Nadia. Her sister just left. She had a baseball bat!

[perfektsymmetry]

Oh, Nadia?! Really? That's wonderful! She's a great girl. [The idea of her on a date with the little alien just tickles him to death, really.]

Ah, there's a few in this town I remember seeing! Let's see... [He'll give a few address.]

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[[Soaking all this information, he is.]]

Seeing bats or girls?

[tsukkomi_fail]

... does Tony-kun have a girlfriend...?

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[[Just...spazzes spastically at the very idea.]]

[tsukkomi_fail]

???

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...[[alien gibberish.]]

[bustydefense]

I doubt I can teach you the sort of dancing you need to know.

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Thank you anyway!