Who: EVERYONE in AU!Discedo who wants to help Hanyuu/the trolls/other people trapped!
Where: AU!Discedo / Hospital
When: Some time April 11
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Hospital Rescue Log! Basically, if your character is helping out (or you want to get them involved) comment around here!
the log: (
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{He dances around a bit, noting the troll is brandishing a weapon and pointing it at him.}
You gave him a gun!?
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WhAt'S uP, mAn?
WhO hAs A mOtHeRfUcKiNg GuN?
wAiT, aReN't YoU sUpPoSeD tO, mAn?
WoRsT
mOtHeRfUcKiNg
GuArD
eVeR.
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[But before Marco can properly correct Eridan, he blasts away anyways. Though he fortunately misses Ace and Gamzee completely. Oops. And then he recognizes the whimsical sounding voice and sighs in a exaggerated sedative sigh.]
Gamth??? Unhandth him demon!
[He waves around the gun in a threatening manner since he doesn't want to accidentally shoot Gamzee in the process of shooting. That would be bad.]
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Sorry Fire-Fist. He's been watching my back, eh. He's good at it. [Though they were lucky he hadn't blown Ace's head off. YUP. Really lucky.] I see you found one of your own? [Though apparently not for back-guarding purposes.]
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Yeah something like that. {He picked up the pace to catch up so he can jog next to Marco.} Watch where you're going idiot.
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SuP mAn!
[ You honk at your compatriot cheerfully. ]
HeY gUaRd GuY
tHaT's ErIdAn
He'S cOoL!
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Hey Gamth, hey, you havveth to hear about the miracleth I saw today. It wath like Wizarth Trolls, Dear Readerth.
[Yes. He did just reference Brad Neely's retelling tale of Harry Potter. It is a troll novel. Do not just the young babs and his love-hate love for wizards.]
But nevvermind that, havve you heard from either Thol or Kar?
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[Wisely doesn't mention that Eri also isn't Ace's biggest fan so there's that too.] He saved my life already. [Sticks his tongue out and nods at Gamzee.] Gams is it?
Fine any others hot-head?
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{And now directed at Gamzee.} Eridan and I have met. {On the battlefield, where I nearly made him shit himself. He raises a brow at Marco. Saved your life?}
I got one out already. Tell ya what, why don't I fork this one over and you carry the two to the van while I got back for more?
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AwW mAn YoU tWo AlReAdY bRo'D uP?
tHaT's MoThErFuCkInG cRaZy.
LiKe, MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS bE pAiRiNg Us AlL uP fOr A mOtHeRfUcKiNg CaNdLe-LiT hAtE dAtE oR sOmE sHiT.
aNd NaW, mY uNdErSeA bRoThEr, I hAvEn'T sEeN sHiT sInCe ThE kIlLeR pArTy LaSt NiGhT.
hOw'D tHaT sHiT gO fOr YoU bY tHe WaY?
[ You look at Eridan's escort and are transfixed on his hair setup. ]
HoLy ShIt, MaN.
yOu GoT sOmEtHiNg CrAzY gOiNg On Up ToP.
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[He tries to move his gun a little to get a good jab at Gamzee's face. Don't talk about Marco that way man, Marco is awesome. You don't diss awesome people. You of all the chillest motherfuckers should know that, Gamzee.
But in trying to punch Gamzee with a gun, you may have also hit Ace too. ON PURPOSE? Who knows.]
Don't talk about Marthco like that Gamth. I'm gonna punch you when I can reach wwithout fallin. Or you knoww, groww into troll Poseidon. I feel like I could groww into him. Just wwatch me.
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I'm not putting Eri in the van 'till we're done, he's good at shooting guards while I look for and kick shit. [But he'll take Gams off your hands. What is he, a troll bassinet? Gosh.] And it's hair. I'm not a pineapple. [Why is he explaining this to the troll? It's totally going to try to eat his head anyway, isn't it? OH WELL. Marco maneuvers carefully to try to take Gamz away without letting the three others break into a fist-fight. This can't end well.]
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Great, you're running around with a drugged, trigger-happy troll. That sounds like the best plan I've ever heard. {Flat, sarcasm, yes, trying on that deadpan for a size.} He's likely to get hurt if you guys run head first into trouble. If you want to keep him safe, put him in the van. You're better off with your hands free.
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WhAt'S a HoOkEr?
SoMe KiNd Of MoNsTeR?
bE rUnNiNg ArOuNd WiTh FiSh HoOkS oR sOmE sHiT?
...wHy'D aMeRiCa LeT oNe Of ThOsE iNtO tHe PaRtY?
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[Okay fine if gun punching doesn't work then, cold, hard intense staring should!!! He turns to Ace, and reaches out to tap him on the shoulder. Reeeeaaacccch. It doesn't work. So he tries to use Marco's arm as an extension by grabbing Marco's arm and pulling it towards Ace.]
Hey. Hey. I can perfectly handle mythelf. I jutht can't wwalk. Wwatch.
[The sea troll shakily steadies the rifle, aiming at one of the exit signs with a shaky aim before shooting at it. UNLIKE ACE, it completely hits the target.]
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