Comments | disarm_d: P.S., I'm still not feeling great, so this may again be incoherent

disarm_d

P.S., I'm still not feeling great, so this may again be incoherent

Jan 28, 2009 17:53

I was looking through my journal at the posts I've started and never finished, and I came across one from December (which started by saying, I changed my belly button ring. I had left the other one in for a while, and it was seriously the weirdest feeling pulling it out, like my kidneys were getting tickled or something. Or, kidneys are far back ( Read more... )

fuzzy bunnies are so delicious

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wordsalone January 29 2009, 01:59:02 UTC

Yes, please.

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:01:34 UTC

I feel like the internet would be a better place if people spent more time writing exactly the kind of porn that I want to read.

wordsalone January 29 2009, 02:05:10 UTC

BB, if I could write it, I would.

I mostly just like to wait for other people to write stuff and then twirl around when I see that they have.

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:07:21 UTC

If I could make people write things just through the power of my mind, I totally would. /o\

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harriet_vane January 29 2009, 02:01:46 UTC

Insert porn.

Heh. Insert.

Seriously, I CAN'T STOP MAKING TERRIBLE JOKES, won't SOMEONE STOP ME?

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:03:36 UTC

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah, this actually made me laugh out loud.

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:04:23 UTC

... not the terrible joke. You make me laugh, ♥

harriet_vane January 29 2009, 03:11:50 UTC

Mildly more on topic, I was trying to convince someone that the sexiest thing would be (...okay, this is a LONG GODDAMN CHAT FIC, but basically Brendon was a sex slave who gets bought by the boys and they love him and it's been years and he's kind of over it) a scene where Brendon wants to have sex with them, but they are like, "NO, YOU ARE STILL BROKEN!!!" and he has to tell them what he wants. Like, step by step. So it's kind of consensuality + sexy shame + slow sleepy fucking all at once? IT WOULD BE MY FAVORITE THING EVER.

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makesomelove January 29 2009, 02:03:48 UTC

IL Spencer acting like he is a pirate when he wants to put it in Brendon. Ahoy! Yo ho! So much plundering!!!

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:05:10 UTC

He's going on a dangerous spelunking mission, but by jolly, he thinks he just might be up for it.

makesomelove January 29 2009, 02:11:58 UTC

Brendon is all, WHY IS IT DANGEROUS??? IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S FULL OF STALAGMITES. :(

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:53:44 UTC

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

leatherteal January 29 2009, 02:10:28 UTC

but I did say I would try to take a break from talking about Brendon/Shane as kinky boyfriends, so I will leave it at that.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:12:35 UTC

IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT I WILL BE SO HAPPY TO TALK WITH YOU. I think they would have a list on their fridge of stuff that they've negotiated, but sometimes they don't have to double check with the list, for example when Shane comes home and finds every belt he owns (and some that are probably Brendon's) draped over the back of the couch. He appreciates how subtle Brendon can be.

leatherteal January 29 2009, 02:57:25 UTC

:D :D :D :D :D PLEASE FEEL FREE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT FOREVERRRRRR

disarm_d January 29 2009, 04:06:07 UTC

I seriously love SO MUCH the image of all of the belts laid draped over the back of the couch, all neatly spaced apart and adjusted so that they hang down to the same distance. But then, like, it's Brendon's belts, so some of them are all sparkley and studded and the like.

Shane would pick up a pink one with rhinestones and be like, "What am I even supposed to do with this?"

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universeunfold January 29 2009, 02:16:05 UTC

I've spent a lot of time thinking about Spencer's confidence and how it would manifest during sex, but my thoughts weren't as entertaining as this post. I agree that someone asking for what they want is ridiculously hot. I have what I call a trust kink, and it takes a lot of trust to put out there that you want to try something.

Also, please please please please don't stop talking about Brendon and Shane as kinky boyfriends. If you do I will be very sad. :(

disarm_d January 29 2009, 02:48:38 UTC

I spend a lot of time thinking about it, too! like, I was thinking that he's probably all confident because he's having super hot sex with his hotass girlfriend, and I was trying to decide if they [hypothetically] broke up, if he would be more or less likely to jump aboard the assfucking train, or if the confidence was specific to his situation, or what. I decided that probably he and Brendon would fuck a lot, but that's just me.

:D My favorite kinky boyfriends, for real! Shane didn't even know that they had that many towels! The bathroom floor is completely covered!

universeunfold January 29 2009, 03:26:19 UTC

Spencer just seems to be so comfortable with himself, and I think he'd be awesome in bed for just that reason. I wish more stories had Spencer as the confident one and Brendon being kind of wary, because I feel like that is more in line with the Brendon and Spencer who live in my head.

Brendon actually used the kitchen towels as well, and he found the big ones they take to the beach and there's maybe a pillowcase in there, too, but whatever. They are the most awesome kinky boyfriends, seriously.

disarm_d January 29 2009, 03:33:11 UTC

That's definitely true! I was just thinking at lunch how if I had to write something now, I definitely would have Spencer being the one who was comfortable with gay sexings, and Brendon the one who is wary. (I'd say I've written it in reverse the majority of the time. Mhh, maybe not the majority, I don't actually know. Anyway!)

Brendon totally took the extra set of bedding and balled it up, and then laid towels over top so that the pile would look even bigger. PLUS THE BEACH TOWELS AND PILLOWCASES, BRENDON, OMG, THAT'S ADORABLE.