honey you know we broke the rules.

[disarm_d]

I will tell you some things that are sad. FOR ONE, I am ACTUALLY UNDER ATTACK IN MY OWN BEDROOM. Spencer: The Fighting Fish JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER TO TRY AND EAT MY HUMAN FLESH BECAUSE HE IS EVIL AND ACTUALLY PLOTTING MY DEMISE and this happens when I try to feed him and ACTUALLY I FEAR FOR MY LIFE but no on seems to appreciate this because for

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[thepouncer]

Ryan is all "know those freaks? me? no way!" but we KNOW OTHERWISE, ROSS!!!

Spencer: The Fighting Fish has spirit. And a mind Machiavelli would envy. Okay, for serious, at an all-hands meeting at my company this week, one of the speakers said he frequently reads that business expert Machiavelli, and all I could think was "the part about it being better to fear the Prince? What?"

If you are splashing around in a plastic rowboat about your Brendon/Shane story, at least Spencer: The Fighting Fish isn't in the water waiting to tear the flesh from your bones? Er. Or maybe that would give you incentives to figure it all out? Maybe Spencer: The Fighting Fish is of the opinion that all Brendons should belong to him?

(It was a long week. I am punchy)

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Spencer: The Fighting Fish IS SUPER EVIL AND IS STARING AT ME AS I SIT HERE TYPING THIS, FOR REAL HE WANTS MY DELICIOUS HUMAN FLESH.

He totally is in the metaphorical lake where I'm flailing around in my metaphorically inflatable bow and he wants to EAT ME, but heyyy, I totally bet that you are right about how it's because he wants Brendon to be all for him! Spencer: The Fighting Fish, you fool! I am not Shane! I am not your competition.

Oh the tension and the danger in my bedroom.

[provetheworst]

Fighting fish do that from time to time, do not worry they cannot hurt you, it is just kind of cute and awesome

so small and enjoyable

[disarm_d]

CHEX BUT I AM FRIGHTENED FOR REAL.

FOR REAL.

FIGHTING FISH KILL EACH OTHER, WHY WOULD I BE SAFE!?!!!?!?!?

[provetheworst]

WHAT IF HE HAS PIRAHNA COUSINS HE LEARNED TECHNIQUES FROM

[provetheworst]

nnever feaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[disarm_d]

Riiiiiiight now, I am not actually feeling cranky at all, so yay! *g*

K, for real, Spencer's tongue is totally dirty and I, well I don't blush, but I do think about how it's canon in my head that he gives good girl!oral every time I see his tongue. Canon. Girl!Oral. That is all.

[disarm_d]

I have used science to decide that Spencer is canonically good at girl!oral.

And that science is this picture.

[insunshine]

Laura, I'm so sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but I think I banged my head on my desk I was laughing so hard about Spencer: The Fighting Fish. He sounds awesome.

[disarm_d]

I AM UNDER ATTACK AND NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS MY TREMENDOUS FEAR AND ALSO ... OTHER WORDS THAT MEAN FEAR!

DANGER!

He's watching meeeeeeee.

[eyerenderingfan]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
U kill me >:P
and uh..whoa to that spencer photo

:o

[eyerenderingfan]

PS
that video is FN Halarious!

TWO WORDS

[iamsupernova]

SPENCER GIRLORAL
SPENCER GIRLORAL
SPENCER GIRLORAL
SPENCER GIRLORAL
SPENCER GIRLORAL

Re: TWO WORDS

[disarm_d]

My two favorite words! :D :D :D