honey you know we broke the rules.

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I will tell you some things that are sad. FOR ONE, I am ACTUALLY UNDER ATTACK IN MY OWN BEDROOM. Spencer: The Fighting Fish JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER TO TRY AND EAT MY HUMAN FLESH BECAUSE HE IS EVIL AND ACTUALLY PLOTTING MY DEMISE and this happens when I try to feed him and ACTUALLY I FEAR FOR MY LIFE but no on seems to appreciate this because for

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Riiiiiiight now, I am not actually feeling cranky at all, so yay! *g*

K, for real, Spencer's tongue is totally dirty and I, well I don't blush, but I do think about how it's canon in my head that he gives good girl!oral every time I see his tongue. Canon. Girl!Oral. That is all.

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I have used science to decide that Spencer is canonically good at girl!oral.

And that science is this picture.

[mrsquizzical]

*sniggers*

me too, maple. it's so... strong looking. what? did i say that?