This is a little something I would like to call BRENDON AND SHANE ARE BOYFRIENDS AND THEY ARE ADORABLE: The picspam.
[ETA: I keep updating this thing, but I'm not putting the new pictures anywhere in particular, so... sorry!]
Look at Brendon waving hello!
This is Shane:
valdez_media: lj comm about Shane.
Wikipedia page about Shane.
Shane's
imdb page.
Website about Shane's films (or film company or something? I don't even know. Apparently he has 'realm' tattooed on his arm.) (You guys I'm so bad at finding out information about people. Mostly because I get bored really fast, but also because google hates me. Well, I'm assuming that google hates me in particular, because there are all these stories about other people using google to find out juicy information, or get secret pictures, or I don't even know. Stuff. And all I found was Shane's wikipedia page. Then again, I only looked through the first page of results that google gave me. And we're back to the part about how I get bored.)
A short film that Shane directed:
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It's... good? I dunno. I sort of watched it while I was clicking around in other tabs. The little write up on the youtube page tells me that it won some awards, so congratulations, Shane.
Anyway, here are some pictures of Shane.
This is a rather unfortunate hair situation. He's still totally adorable though.
Ugg, I love his face, for real.
He films things.
A lot of the pictures of him are shitty/creepy stalker shots, so. Sorry about that.
He and Brendon obviously went sunglass shopping together.
Just like how they do everything else together. More about Brendon and Shane later.
Shane continues to film things a lot.
The main thing that Shane films is Panic.
He was even on set when they filmed Nine in the Afternoon.
Shane can first (??? maybe first?) be spotted on the Live in Denver DVD.
He's the one who filmed their new behind-the-scenes DVD that went with Live In Denver, and he took all the pictures in their picture book.
He's responsible for shots like this:
Everyone together: THANK YOU, SHANE.
He also appears on the DVD, frolicking in the forest with Panic.
Shane spends time with Panic...
(Please observe that Shane is holding Brendon's beer for him.)
But mostly Shane goes everywhere with Brendon.
He and Brendon live together. They have a dog named Dylan.
Dylan's some kind of weird ass Italian something or another I can't remember, but the point is that apparently they have to dress her up in sweaters. Brendon and Shane do this. For real.
When Dylan ran away, Brendon cried. Shane used his cock to heal Brendon's pain, and also to bring the dog back. (FOR REAL BRENDON CRIED.)
Shane goes on tour with them, he recorded them when they were up in the pornocabin, he directed the Mad as Rabbits video:
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When Brendon went to sing (AND GROWL) on Fall Out Boy's new CD, Shane was there.
When Brendon goes out in public, Shane's there.
Shane spends a lot of time being Brendon's date when they go places.
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The moment at 1:18-ish when Brendon cracks up and Shane cracks up and they turn their heads and grin at each other and it is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
Also he spends a lot of time filming Brendon. (Shane/Brendon: couple that is most like to have a sex tape, y/y?)
Oh, shenanigans.
Shane was at Brendon's house for Christmas.
He got his own stocking.
I'm not going to post any more of those pictures, because they all have members of Brendon's family in them, but. Yay for Brendon's family liking Brendon's boyfriend!
This may or may not be Brendon and Shane.
I LIKE TO THINK THAT IT IS THOUGH.
THE END.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Despite the compelling evidence, Brendon and Shane aren't actually boyfriends! Shane's dating (engaged to??) a female, and Brendon is probably busy having sex with many females and/or their coffee tables. Apparently people have been asking Shane IN REAL LIFE if he and Brendon are dating, and, um. That's super awkward. :( :( :(