Time has passed. The sun has set and risen many a time. Seasons have changed, flowers have flourished and died. Ducks have quacked and ne'er an echo was heard. Many things have changed, yet so much has stayed the same ( Read more... )

I have nothing really to say. But I do wish to announce that, "Swans and bathtubs will not release me from the excruciatingly painful death by frozen peanuts".

Take that, bitches!

Now, because I'm bored, you must be too. Do a google image search for your name. Pick the most interesting pic on the first page. Here's mine:


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My good friend, and archnemesis, phizzledout and I had a verbal battle a while ago about his new girlfriend (who is sweet, despite what I say...I am the embodiment of BS, afterall) and ended up recreating the battle. Well, not physically, no. But with the power of some pens, pencils, paper, and a scanner; we were able to make an LJ-Friendly Fight Scene! So ( Read more... )

Instructions:
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell....
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!


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19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY ( Read more... )

You think you can handle it?

( This Made My Head Explode...Twice! )

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.. Something he will use to log on ( Read more... )

It's been a while. A really, really, really, really long while. But check this out!

*poses*

I'm BACK, kids and kittens!

Now I most go through the grueling task of resetting my friends list (seeing as inactivity doesn't make friends). SO...if any of y'all are still interested in what I have to say after my sabbatical...COMMENT AWAY!!!In all my ( Read more... )

Congratulations to mentalstaples for kicking ass in the comment contest and if you would m'dear...tell me what you want and if you want it as an icon or just a pic.

I also give mad props to innooneseyes for racking up 116 comments in 2 days ( Read more... )

( The Stats Part II )