Business As Usual, Part Two: Sweet Dreams

[dirty_smudge]

A/N: I deeply apologise for the lack of porn in this. But it seemed necessary to write some of that plot stuff people are raving about. This chapter introduces the rest of the characters and gives you some character development and context.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business as Usual (tagged as "whorefic")
Pairings: Uhura/Spock, Scotty/Chekov, Kirk/

Comments

[dirty_smudge]

*resists urge to make comment about shit and man-whores keeping themselves clean inside and out*

I want to snuggle the hell out of Chekov. And Bones, too, but for different reasons - he's grumpy and needs a hug, and Chekov would just be awesome at cuddling.

Both of them together. One on each side. Partially clothed. Like, shirtless. And Bones would have his hands down my pants and Chekov would be nuzzling my breasts because seventeen year old boys have a tendency to do that, yo.

I have to stop thinking about this now.

The nouns and verbs will heal. They love you, despite your rough treatment of them. I think they like it rough.

[dirty_smudge]

Agreed with the felching. Something I would never do IRL. But the idea is hot. Therefore it has the potential to be hot if written properly.

Spock's mum is a MILF. I want someone to write crack in which someone calls his mother a MILF and he fucks them up.
Jim's mum is a MILF also.

My heart breaks every time I watch the scene where he has his arm stretched out to catch her and his face is so disbelieving that she could possibly be gone.

Also, on the subject of cuddling, there will be some of that in the next chapter. With Chekov. You'll see.

[speccygeekgrrl]

Aaaah how did I not catch the first part of this, I fucking LOVE AUs and this one is ~delicious~. I think I love everything about it, especially Uhura (and omg, the thought of her in dominatrix mode. *_*) and Scotty/Chekov ftw!

This makes me very happy. :3 I eagerly await more!

[dirty_smudge]

I definitely, definitely plan to write her in dominatrix mode, with Spock, behind closed doors.

*licks your icon* - it is trufax, yo.

Glad you liked ^_^

[calicokat]

Oh god, this all makes me so very happy. Nnngh, for some reason my favorite detail is Scotty liking when Leonard ups the southern drawl. (Maybe because it's just so sexy to hear a proper southern accent in a movie to begin with. Most of us don't talk that different from the rest of the continental US. e_e)

Dominatrix-Uhura! 'Sweet Russian nectar'! This shit is fucking on. X) I love that Gaila is here, too.

[dirty_smudge]

There were too many manly men; it needed a pretty young wench. Also, Gaila is awesome.

Southern. Drawl. Nnngh. At some point I'm going to become too turned on to write this fic. Fuckfuckfuck. The weather is doing things to me.

Can't wait to write snuggling. And dominatrix!Uhura. And the thing I forgot to include in our emails and will email you about now.

[laminy]

Mr Scott extricated his lips from Chekov's enthusiastic and talented kiss and looked up with a grin

And that is just about the greatest image ever. It's my intense love of Chekov that makes me grin, but I love the whole story. I love the brothel setting. And I'm excited for the rest of the story.

[dirty_smudge]

Woo, thanks. Scotty's such a lovely drunken perv. I'm excited about writing more of this and hopefully the next part will be along soon.

Thanks for reading ^_^

[kain_was_here]

serious love here. for serious. XD

OMG.

The spuhura moment made me crack up. and then the dominatrix thing made me crack up even more, and I'm still giggling!

Genius!

(and OF COURSE uhura is a pimp! I think i saw that one coming.)

[dirty_smudge]

Well, neither her nor Spock could be whores, could they? And Uhura is so well suited to being a pimp. And a dominatrix.

Yay, serious love. I guess. :p

[kain_was_here]

you GUESS?

(does our relationship mean nothing to you?!?!?! D:< *infuriated*)

(lol jk of course)

[dirty_smudge]

jk? WHUT??? I thought you cared enough to be infuriated by... I'm lost here.

We should have make-up sex.