Business As Usual, Part Two: Sweet Dreams

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A/N: I deeply apologise for the lack of porn in this. But it seemed necessary to write some of that plot stuff people are raving about. This chapter introduces the rest of the characters and gives you some character development and context.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business as Usual (tagged as "whorefic")
Pairings: Uhura/Spock, Scotty/Chekov, Kirk/

Comments

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*resists urge to make comment about shit and man-whores keeping themselves clean inside and out*

I want to snuggle the hell out of Chekov. And Bones, too, but for different reasons - he's grumpy and needs a hug, and Chekov would just be awesome at cuddling.

Both of them together. One on each side. Partially clothed. Like, shirtless. And Bones would have his hands down my pants and Chekov would be nuzzling my breasts because seventeen year old boys have a tendency to do that, yo.

I have to stop thinking about this now.

The nouns and verbs will heal. They love you, despite your rough treatment of them. I think they like it rough.

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Agreed with the felching. Something I would never do IRL. But the idea is hot. Therefore it has the potential to be hot if written properly.

Spock's mum is a MILF. I want someone to write crack in which someone calls his mother a MILF and he fucks them up.
Jim's mum is a MILF also.

My heart breaks every time I watch the scene where he has his arm stretched out to catch her and his face is so disbelieving that she could possibly be gone.

Also, on the subject of cuddling, there will be some of that in the next chapter. With Chekov. You'll see.

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I bet Spock's mummy gives the best cuddles. That's why he's so adorable and periodically unVulcan. She cuddled the stick up his arse right out of him. And he was all "Mother, cuddling is illogical," and she was all, "shh, it's OK, you'll find the right person someday."

You should do stuff with guys IRL. It's nice. Or girls. They are nice too. And less likely to turn out to be needy.

*seconds the WOOOOOOOO and also runs in circles because she's a rat and that's what rats do*

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Fu You - You Do - Do Who? - Fu Do...

I have no idea.

Um... yay research?

*curls up on your shoulder* - rats are The Awesome.