The atlantic was born today and i'll tell you how ( Read more... )

Ask me to help you move and you'll find out if you're really one of my favorite people that I truly love.

1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Foghorn Leghorn!
You scored 85 Aggression, 85 Sophistication, and 28 Optimism!

Sophisticated, eloquent, stately, you are a gentleman or lady of high caliber who is both action oriented and probably quite intelligent. However, any drive or ambition you might have is undercut by a deeply held cynicism and dim view of human nature. This can give ( Read more... )

sinbad, where did you go? I miss you.

Save the date, assholes, because Reed "muthafuckin" Wiley is playing a 45-minute set at Genghis Cohen on Fairfax - AUGUST 15th! You're required to bring at least 5 prostitutes!

bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes.

A warning sign ( Read more... )

I will punch a dentist.