[Some rustling through leaves, as if Ryoga's walking through a forest. Which, incidentally, he is.]

[A yawn.]

. . . Eh? How'd I get here? Wasn't I walking home last night . . .

What-ACK-

AAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH-

[Several bangs, which sound as if the communicator is bouncing down a cliff. Which, actually, it is.]

OUCH- [bounce] WHAT THE- [bounce] ( Read more... )

[The communicator clicks on, and the deafening rush of wind can be heard through the speakers.]

YOU!!! JUST BECAUSE I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!!

AND YOU . . . YOU RABBIT! YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS THIS!!!

[There's a sound of a Ryoga cursing, and the sound of a huge explosion.]

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[A click as the sound comes on, and have a Ryoga clearing his throat.]

A-ah, Akane-san . . .

I just wanted to tell you that . . .

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!!! IT WAS A CURSE!!! I WAS . . . uh . . .

SLEEPWALKING.

THE CURSE MADE ME SLEEPWALK.

Please . . . don't be mad at me . . .

Akane-san . . .

[The camera clatters to the floor, flipping on and showing a bathtub. A piglet's squeals can be heard, and lo! A P-chan appears over the white ceramic, shaking his head to splatter droplets all over ( Read more... )

private to self ► unhackable

Okay. You can do this, Hibiki.

[clears throat]

A-A-Akane-san . . . Since . . . Ah, ehehe, since today is W-W-White Day . . .

( I-I have flowers for you . . . )

[When Ryoga speaks, he clearly sounds uncomfortable.]

Ah, I feel . . . restless today . . .

[A slight sigh, and a hiss, and he's tapping his foot on what sounds like a carpeted floor.]

I just want to see Akane-san, but . . .

Hmm, I think I should . . . go and train . . . though . . .

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[The video opens with a jolt as the communicator clatters onto the fountain ledge, showing Ryoga's clothes floating in the water.]

[A little black pig scrambles to the ledge, shivering.]

BWEE!!! BWEE BWEE BWEE!!! A-A-ACHOO!!!

[If anyone understands piglet-speak, he's saying, "JUST WHEN I GOT MY CLOTHES BACK!!!" Which is, of course, followed by a ( Read more... )