[The camera shows Ryoga from below, holding on to the pole of his umbrella as it floats away.]

Just when I believed I was free of this blasted turn of events-

[He scrambles for the camera and turns it off just as he soars out of the window. Feel free to spot a flying Ryoga somewhere out there . . . sadly, his sense of direction is just as bad ( Read more... )

private to self ► unhackable

These are things I've seen before! Being beaten by that wretch, Saotome Ranma . . . watching him wed the beautiful Akane-san, and worst of all, her falling in love with him!

Me, never finding the nannichuan, and forever being stuck as a pigletSuch horrible, horrible nightmares to plague Hibiki Ryoga! They are visions ( Read more... )

[Some rustling through leaves, as if Ryoga's walking through a forest. Which, incidentally, he is.]

[A yawn.]

. . . Eh? How'd I get here? Wasn't I walking home last night . . .

What-ACK-

AAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH-

[Several bangs, which sound as if the communicator is bouncing down a cliff. Which, actually, it is.]

OUCH- [bounce] WHAT THE- [bounce] ( Read more... )

► private to self ► unhackable

I can't believe that bastard is here! HOW DARE HE COME AND RUIN MY LIFE TOGETHER WITH AKANE-SAN?!

Still . . . what he said . . . to make Akane-san suffer the curses is cruel . . . have I been a cruel suitor to Akane-san? . . . That's why I try to make her happy as much as I can while we're here . . . to make her ( Read more... )

[The camera flicks on to show a Ryoga obsessively dusting and cleaning the apartment.]

THIS DWELLING MUST BE FIT FOR AKANE-SAN!

[The whir of the vacuum comes on as he starts walking back and forth across the carpet, vacuuming each spot over and over again for long minutes until he's satisfied.]

AFTER THIS, I MUST DO THE LAUNDRY!!!

[The communicator clicks on, and the deafening rush of wind can be heard through the speakers.]

YOU!!! JUST BECAUSE I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!!

AND YOU . . . YOU RABBIT! YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS THIS!!!

[There's a sound of a Ryoga cursing, and the sound of a huge explosion.]

( Read more... )

[A click as the sound comes on, and have a Ryoga clearing his throat.]

A-ah, Akane-san . . .

I just wanted to tell you that . . .

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!!! IT WAS A CURSE!!! I WAS . . . uh . . .

SLEEPWALKING.

THE CURSE MADE ME SLEEPWALK.

Please . . . don't be mad at me . . .

Akane-san . . .

[The camera clatters to the floor, flipping on and showing a bathtub. A piglet's squeals can be heard, and lo! A P-chan appears over the white ceramic, shaking his head to splatter droplets all over ( Read more... )

What? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE OUTSIDE?

Akane-san, they look ferocious and fanatic!

I WILL PROTECT YOU!!!

[ooc; 4th wall today is a go! :3 Please just don't mention to Akane that he's P-chan? ♥ Aside from that, bring it! >D Thanks! :D]

► private to Akane-san

Ehehehehe . . . A-Akane-san?

► /private

Excuse me, City. I must inquire about something on behalf of a good friend.

Are there any archery instructors here?