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diogenesshadow

Some Insomnia, Some Humor

Jul 06, 2006 03:15

I figure I might as well make the best use of my current state of insomnia to update LJ. Really, it's 3:12 in the morning and nobody else is online because they are either out partying or asleep. Really, I'd rather be doing one of those two things, so this is by no means a criticism. While ceiling watching has become a sport for yours truly, ( Read more... )

humor, depression, satire, life, pamphlet

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lucidstar July 6 2006, 15:53:47 UTC

diogenesshadow July 7 2006, 02:58:50 UTC

Well for that icon, I do believe I love you too.

elwhyenen July 6 2006, 23:18:11 UTC

I CALL DIBS ON YOUR LESBIAN BABIES PLZ!!!!!!!!!11

diogenesshadow July 7 2006, 02:45:00 UTC

ZOMG! WE HAF KIDDIES 2GETHER?

elwhyenen July 7 2006, 02:47:29 UTC

ZOMGYOUMEANYOU4GETTEDABOUTOURKIDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

....omg ur so hurtful, ima run awai frum u!!!!

diogenesshadow July 7 2006, 02:59:49 UTC

ZOMGDUNRUNAWAYREMEMBEROURKIDDIES!!111!!!!

...omg huzband, ima make it up to u with hawt sm3x...

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satou_sei July 7 2006, 02:31:17 UTC

3. All women are afraid of men, and this causes some of them to become lesbians. However, through much spiritual teaching this can be healed. Women must remember that they were created from men, and while men can be violent and oppressive, it is their job to defend women. If your daughter seems to be afraid of men, teach her about her innate inferiority to men through paternalistic documents and how she needs their protection - perhaps you will scare her straight.I've heard this shit so many times, I was half-angry reading it. It's so fucking true, these damn retards always say things like that. People have said so often to me, "You're doing yourself and your 'friend' a disservice, because you need a man in the home to protect you. What do you think would happen if some robbers ransacked your house and threatened to rape you and your 'friend' at gunpoint? Would you be able to protect yourself or your 'friend ( ... )

diogenesshadow July 7 2006, 02:42:32 UTC

"If some guy was ransacking my house with a gun, I'd grab my 'friend' and tell her to run. Most of these idiots cannot hit a moving target and the farther you are away the less chance they have of hitting you.

"Oh, and I'm an excellent shot, so that fucking robber would rue the day he fucked with me and my 'friend,' as he'd also lose his balls. Did you know that women are better shots, asshat?"

Seriously, this shit pisses me off too - all my satire is motivated by anger.

kat_chan July 8 2006, 05:25:13 UTC

Gender Identity Disorder is a part of pre-homosexuality? Well, I guess that's really true; if you're an MtF who is attracted to women... ~_^

diogenesshadow July 8 2006, 05:43:48 UTC

But according to NARTH that shouldn't happen as long as the father steps in and places his masculine influence back over his son... damn all mothers for trying to make their sons into women!

I'm going to go back to fearing men and looking for lezbien pr0n!!111!!! lulz

kat_chan July 8 2006, 07:43:03 UTC

But the father's masculine influence is making the MtF "son" attracted to women. Just not making "him" "male". ;)

And pr0n, lesbian or otherwise, FTW! ;)

kat_chan July 8 2006, 07:45:52 UTC

That was me above, by the way. I hate that LJ didn't log me in automatically when I followed the link. In fact, LJ hasn't been logging me in automatically a lot lately, and that's beginning to piss me off.