Hello, my name is Dio and I am a member of the Pro-Regression Party. Lately the PRP has been thrilled with the decisions procured by a demonstratively brilliant US government
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You are my hero. Thank you so much for writing this all-inclusive piece on the spectrum of American society.
You almost can't blame these women, homos, and Arabs for wanting "rights" -- thanks in part to those communists on the West Coast and New York.
It's a shame that they don't recognize our God-given duty to help guide them. However, like a stubborn puppy constantly relieving itself on the living room carpet instead of the potty pads in the family room, you'll just have to keep instructing them until they learn.
Please keep up the great work. One day, we'll really regress and we can return to the wonderful balance and consistency of the Middle Ages (appropriately named, might I add).
Your kind words mean so much to a member of the PRP such as myself. You cannot imagine the strain we are under from the communists.
You're right, it isn't their fault that they were born inferior or with deep psychological issues. Unfortunately, the immoral never see those that have come to rescue them from the depths of chaos. We must consistently guide the stubborn puppies to the potty pads of goodness, righteousness, and morality.
We will keep up the good work and strive to retrogress this country back into decency.
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You are my hero. Thank you so much for writing this all-inclusive piece on the spectrum of American society.
You almost can't blame these women, homos, and Arabs for wanting "rights" -- thanks in part to those communists on the West Coast and New York.
It's a shame that they don't recognize our God-given duty to help guide them. However, like a stubborn puppy constantly relieving itself on the living room carpet instead of the potty pads in the family room, you'll just have to keep instructing them until they learn.
Please keep up the great work. One day, we'll really regress and we can return to the wonderful balance and consistency of the Middle Ages (appropriately named, might I add).
Very truly yours,
Ray
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Your kind words mean so much to a member of the PRP such as myself. You cannot imagine the strain we are under from the communists.
You're right, it isn't their fault that they were born inferior or with deep psychological issues. Unfortunately, the immoral never see those that have come to rescue them from the depths of chaos. We must consistently guide the stubborn puppies to the potty pads of goodness, righteousness, and morality.
We will keep up the good work and strive to retrogress this country back into decency.
Regards,
Dio
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