man this sucks ( Read more... )

i leave for New York in 26 days
and my birthday is in 45 days
and that makes me happy

but valentine's day is in 2 days
and thats stupid

today i discovered that i really dont have anytihng to do
ever
sometimes occasionally i will do something
but mostly nothing
i need something to do

well i finally got cable
and its like alot
i have more channels than like all of you probably
and i have IMF
and FUSE!
and im so happy
and its nice
now i can waste my life watching tv

well im back in the 21st century ( Read more... )

so ive decided to change my name to clementine
i like it
its unusual
its very me
and i will no longer answer to michelle

well
yeah
i really have nothing to say
except im really bored
and i wish i could drive
so i could listen to uber girly music and gangster rap
yep its true
im a gangster
even hank says so
TenaciousH: you a gggggggggggg

lalalala
im not tired and thats no fun

my hair looks like an old lady's
its like gray
and it makes me sad
i really need a job
so i can buy things
like clothes and such
and that dress
ahhh that dress
i wish i was 16 too
boo
and im sick
BUT on the bright side
i have tickets for harry potter for the midnight showing!
im such a nerd
i like it

my dress has tulips
and mushrooms are icky

so i heard this great joke today
compliments of jennifer
who got it from steph-an-eee
so heres how it goes:

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

a lickalotapuss

or if its dyke

a strapadicktome
(that one thanks to matt C!