Chuck Norris once sunk a pirate ship out of spite. The sound of an F15 fighter jet was taken directly from the sound of Chuck Norris taking a SHIT. The first man on the moon wasn't Neil Armstrong. It was actually a student of Chuck Norris who thought he could take him in a fight. The student was going good until Chuck Norris gave him an upercut. ( Read more... )

Give me a couple weeks, I may have something exciting to update about.
Just wait.

( LONG SURVEY )

1. I think I can tell people anything about me. My life is pretty much an open book ( Read more... )

People... are adorable ( Read more... )

( iTunes survey... yup I did it. )

So I placed 5th in persuasive yesterday.

Wanna hear something funny? I went 6-6-1 in finals. I was the only one on script. I feel prompted to say "wtf?"

I love you all.

Especially Sarah and Rachel and Mark and Kate. They make my life.

What Your Underwear Says About You
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Visiting Augustana/Sarah for the weekend with Marcia was such fun. We drove around for almost two hours last night with some of Sarah's floor buddies looking at the Christmas lights. Then we decided to go to the falls in 5 degree weather, without coats ( Read more... )