Sally loathed the island and she loathed men. Which was almost inconvenient considering she lived on the island still and lived with a man, but it made sense -- she was angry, everything made sense. She could say the sky was green and she was so angry that everyone was supposed to just agreeShe was practically filing down her nails to sharp weapons ( Read more... )

It's been an embarrassingly long time since Sally has given a facial to anyone other than herself. She knew that her skills were up to snuff because she did them to herself every week in the mirror, but she hadn't exactly done then on anyone else in a long while ( Read more... )

There is the distinct hint of man when she arrives home ( Read more... )

Sally wasn't sure exactly why she'd turned up at the aforementioned meeting place. Sure, she wanted to meet men as much as ever, but she had never stooped to the point of allowing a shirtless man with wings to tell her that he had a match for her. On the other hand, he was a rather handsome bloke, so at least there was that ( Read more... )

The bed was creaking.

Sally had made many a great escape in the mornings after, but none of the men had creaky beds that creaked under the damn weight of her bottom. First it was flaunting its hugeness to the world and then her neck was scaring children like a first-rate horror movie monster and now her massive bottom was making the bed creak as ( Read more... )

Presumably, our pups have lives that happen when we aren't playing them, as none of us can play 24/7. Some of the things that happen are tedious and everyday, and not worth thinking much on: It's fair to assume they eat, bathe, go to "work" or school as it applies, etc. But there might be things that happen between pups that, while not necessarily ( Read more... )

MAILBOX of Sally Harper

*I am Giselle, I am a French bitch
*I can't stay friends with men who know what I'm like in bed
*Does size really matter?
*Oh my god, it's a talking penis!
*I'm Susan, the happy trotting elf!
*Lesbian spank inferno?
*She must have been pretty pissed.
*Patrick and Sally's nine and a half minutes
*Her Best Friend's Bottom Pt 1
*You deserve Mr. ( Read more... )

Susan: What happened to personality, verve, and humour?
Sally: Sod them. After all the men I've been out with - I deserve a full-sized one!
-Size Matters

"I've never understood the male obsession with lesbianism. A whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Oh, I think I just answered my own question."
-Inferno

Jane: I'm just feeling so ridiculously ( Read more... )