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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I lost in every category at the CSI Fanfic Awards! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*is laughing on the outside an crying on the inside*

Yeah, mine sucked compared to who I was against so... CONGRATS to laguera25 (who is a sweetie, and so is forgiven), nerfgunqueen (*goes off to read that story*), starryskies, and goddess_loki (*blows kisses

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Flack: I am so glad you aren't my boss, Mac.

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Mac: Just admit that you wish I was.
Danny: I know I'm glad.

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Lindsay: So wait, as the new girl, do I have to sleep with everyone, or just Mac?
Danny: I vote for everyone.
Flack: Yeah, everyone. Including me.

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Mac: *remembers Danny's promise to him* Yeah, it's everyone. Unless you're Sid. Then you don't have to do anything. Oh, and No Flack unless he works for me.
Flack: *sighs* Alright, Mac. Next Tuesday works.
Mac: Put that in my calendar, Lindsay.
Hawkes: You know, I think Sid -
Mac: Don't need to hear it.

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Wow, it's a good thing I'm unsquickable...Mac/Sid would be...different.

Flack: AT MY ORGY THERE'S ONLY GOING TO BE ONE MATTRESS!
Hawkes: God, why. Why.
Lindsay: That's ok, I prefer the lab tables.
Flack: ...you ruined my song.
Danny: THE FLOOR.
Mac: Danny, Flack, are you two reverting to the age of 16?

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XD Squick is only for people who don't believe in sex and have weak stomaches. XD

Flack: Never!
Hawkes: They're singing about having an orgy on the floor -
Flack: Mattress!
Hawkes: Mattress, Mac. I think they're going back to the days of frat parties.
Danny: Speaking of frat parties...
Flack: We have a confession to make.
Danny: And it may affect... some of the... semen samples at our last scene.
Mac: *headdesk*

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Lindsay: I hate frat boys.
Danny: Why? We're all about good wholesome fun.
Flack: ...
Hawkes: ...
Mac: ...
Danny: ...

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Lindsay: You guys are sluts. I miss Montana.
Mac: How many people did you sleep with there?
Lindsay: Just two. The boss and the attorney.
Mac: Would you rather have us or Tom Mitford?
Hawkes: How come I never got a choice?!

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Mac: You would have chosen me anyway.
Hawkes: Well, aren't you confident in your sexual prowess.
Mac: Yep, pretty much.
Danny: It's not like he doesn't have reason...

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Lindsay: Hey, it's WRONG to have to listen to all of you talk about Mac's... sex prowess.
Danny: Admit it - you're excited.
Lindsay: ... justalittle.

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Hawkes: Weren't we supposed to be having an orgy?
Danny&Flack: Gangbang.
Mac: As long as you don't start singing, call it whatever you want.
Lindsay: ...justalittle.

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Hawkes: Who chooses where?
Flack: Mattress!
Danny: Floor!
Hawkes: I'm up for the A/V Lab.
Lindsay: Isn't it Mac's choice?
Mac: Well, Lindsay, because you're so excited, I'm letting you pick.
Hawkes/Danny/Flack: No fair!

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Lindsay: I don't care, but if we don't start soon, I'm going to just strip down and take care of myself.
Mac: *looks at Danny* You owe me ten bucks.
Lindsay: You bet him I don't...
Danny: I shoulda known better than to bet against a country girl.

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Lindsay: *glares* Well, hurry up then!
Danny: Ooh, angry sex! I love this kind!
Flack: 'Cause it's the only kind you get, right?
Mac: Settle down. *gets the money and turns back to Lindsay* You lead the way.