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[dimgwrthien714]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I lost in every category at the CSI Fanfic Awards! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*is laughing on the outside an crying on the inside*

Yeah, mine sucked compared to who I was against so... CONGRATS to laguera25 (who is a sweetie, and so is forgiven), nerfgunqueen (*goes off to read that story*), starryskies, and goddess_loki (*blows kisses

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[mybestexcuse]

Flack: I am so glad you aren't my boss, Mac.

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Mac: Just admit that you wish I was.
Danny: I know I'm glad.

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Lindsay: So wait, as the new girl, do I have to sleep with everyone, or just Mac?
Danny: I vote for everyone.
Flack: Yeah, everyone. Including me.

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Mac: *remembers Danny's promise to him* Yeah, it's everyone. Unless you're Sid. Then you don't have to do anything. Oh, and No Flack unless he works for me.
Flack: *sighs* Alright, Mac. Next Tuesday works.
Mac: Put that in my calendar, Lindsay.
Hawkes: You know, I think Sid -
Mac: Don't need to hear it.

[mybestexcuse]

*Snort* AW POOR SID. *loves on Sid*

Lindsay: Since when am I your secretary?

[dimgwrthien714]

If Sid weren't so messed up, I'd do him. XD Or maybe it's BECAUSE he's messed up. XDDDD

Mac: Hey, I shouldn't have even hired you. You're missing... *counts* four people, I think.
Lindsay: *glares as she writes Flack into the calendar* There you go, your highness.
Danny: Good. *grabs Lindsay* Mac, can we use the lab?
Mac: Why not? I always do.

[mybestexcuse]

*DIES OMG* that was possibly the best thing ever.

Lindsay: Wait, what if I do two at the same time. Wait, what if I do everyone at the same time.
Everyone: ...
Lindsay: What? I can multi-task. It saves time.

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Hey, Sid's adorkable. XD Who WOULDN'T do him?

Hawkes: ... I'm fine with it.
Danny: Can I go alone after, though?
Lindsay: Depends.
Mac: Are we in consent?
All: Aye.
Mac: Jury has spoken. Yes, Lindsay, you're allowed to do everyone at the same time. BUT you must be equal.
Lindsay: *raises eyebrows* Sure.

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I don't want to do him, I just want to hug him and talk to him alot.

...why do i have the feeling this is going to go somewhere BAD.

Flack: Wow, Montana, I never would have taken you for the gangbang type.
Lindsay: I prefer the term orgy, thanks.
Danny: Is it still an orgy if you're the only one involved in the sex acts?
Mac: Who said she was the only one involved...

[dimgwrthien714]

Well, making fun of Mac as the lab whore while talking about Sid NEVER comes out good, and I can say that from experience.

Danny: *stares at Mac* Wow. I never thought you'd ever say that, either.
Mac: Hmmph.
Lindsay: Just an orgy. That's all.
Flack: Can we sing the orgy porgy song?
Hawkes: NO. No more books for you!