Stargate: Atlantis fic!

[diluvian]

Title: Polynomials and Fixed Points
Rating: Teen
Category: Slash, Humor
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money.
Warnings: Implied Het, implied multi-person canoodling
Spoilers: Uh... mid second season? Through Aurora, to be safe.
Summary: Atlantis does the math.

Author's Notes: Inspired by a line from mirabile_dictu's lovely and completely unrelated Rodney/Daniel "

Comments

[pentapus]

Ha ha, that was hilarious. I love Atlantis in this. It almost feels like she's been bored and oh dear, they gave her something to play with in her spare time and she, uh, went with it. And she gave extra points to the people she likes! Hahahaha! Of COURSE everyone wants to sleep with John (and Heightmeyer!). Also: Dibs! The actual switch from John and Rodney listed as a match to actually being together seemed rushed, and I wanted to see more of a reaction to discovering each other listed like this on a "dating service". Or other people's reactions to it.

[diluvian]

The actual switch from John and Rodney listed as a match to actually being together seemed rushed

You're totally right -- I needed to get the plotbunny out of my head so I could go do RL stuff. Ah, well.

I wanted to see more of a reaction to discovering each other listed like this on a "dating service". Or other people's reactions to it.

Feel free to write it!

[adannu]

And my comment on this consists of one massive HEE. *waves FISTS OF GLEE*

Sell by date! Rodney! Ronon! CHARLIE BROWN GLEE! Kinsey scale!

Yeah, pretty much HEE.

[diluvian]

Yay!

[porntestpilot]

DIBS! YES! And John is kind of slow sometimes, seriously.

[diluvian]

John is kind of slow sometimes

I was fretting that he was a little *too* slow, but figured there are only so many shocks to the system one can take without some kind of stun lag.

Plus, it was fun.
::evil::

[ltlj]

Oh, this was great! I really enjoyed it.

[diluvian]

Yay, thank you!

[reginabellatrix]

This was totally hysterical. I loved it. Especially this bit:

John laughed, took the single step over to the bed, nudged Rodney until there was space to lie down facing each other. "I want to do the math on the two of us, first. Find a workable unified theory --" John rolled on top, pushed Rodney into the mattress, and told the lights to take a nap, "-- check the results for a while... before getting into any complex systems."

Rodney grinned, stroked his fingers into John's hair. "Strange attractors. I like it."

John sure knows how to talk dirty to Rodney. ;) Thanks for sharing.

[diluvian]

Thank *you*!