I had to say something! It's 7 am and I am listening to news, like usual, and once again, I have to listen to our national leaders talk like retards ( Read more... )

whats with 'pre-season' football? that makes no sense. if im forced to watch it if the tv is on, and i cant ignore it, its the season. we dont call the first snow 'pre-season winter.'

there are 23 'jesus christs' listed in the US.

also, i looked up george bush, and hes not listed. why bother keeping the secret...doesnt everyone know he lives a 1600 pennsylvania avenue?

there are 56 people with my name, and 2 people with the first name of my dog and my last name.

38 bart simpson's

some of these radio stations are getting ridiculous with their amount of variety ( Read more... )

i am 21 years old and i still SUCK at shaving.

what makes superman so heroic? i mean, whats so admirable about beating bad guys when you can just DO ANYTHING? i mean, he stronger than anything, faster than anything, and can see through anything, burn anything, freeze anything.... so what could he or does he possibly possibly do that he should get a big pat on the back for ( Read more... )

i dont care about pennies ( Read more... )

i just discovered the world of cigars

i love it!!

my roommate bought a bunch of them, and i was like 'let me smoke one'

she didnt think you could! she thought theyb were only used for emptying out and...er. re-using.

i am at work, and found the most hilarious thing on the keyboard. Its a little sign--i quote ( Read more... )

look at this : http://catfish.dhs.org/~happyfish/journal/2005july/fishwary.jpgRead more... )