*Crystalline* Curse of The Pepsi Syrup

[dieuterus]

Ah, yes, I'm misty-eyed to be here. Today I would like to talk about Diet Pepsi and how it sucks. It has been a slow evolution. At first I was all about the equality of Diet Pepsi and Doke; there were subtle taste differences and so it made little difference to me which cool, refreshing beverage I held to my lips. Over a period of two years,

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*Megdy*

[dieuterus]

What the heck? I think we posted at the same time. It says three minutes difference, but it lies.

You're right with diet pepsi. Though for the record the only form of it I can take without it ruining my food is the restaurant watered down variety. Less of the nastiness.

I think perhaps that's why establishments with only pepsi products water it down so much. They don't like it either.

*Crystalline*

[dieuterus]

I KNOW! I was so excited. I got my only internet action at the Fergus Falls library for an hour every few days; it was thrilling to see signs of life within the journal.

Haha, and of course, we'll never resort to another beverage. It may be brown water, but it's the closest thing to Doke.

Or maybe they're cra-zay and don't know how to handle their Diet Pepsi syrup baggies.

Isn't that gross? Syrup baggies.

[mistahcat]

pepsi follows me at night sometimes so I have to drive around the block until it stops so it won't know where I live =\

[thetiniestspark]

It does know where you live. In fact, it LIVES where you live.

[mistahcat]

sometimes... I hide from it =[, but that only makes it worse when it finds me. it's all stale and flat! stupid pepsi! ArrgHHH!! leave me alone and stop telling me stories about Vietnam! I wasn't there and I don't understand =[

*Crystalline*

[dieuterus]

Haha! Soon the zombie Diet Pepsi will evolve to a state that induces rage and traps people in a mall for unspecified amounts of time until they can't take it anymore and modify shuttle buses with chainsaws and barbed wire, and henceforth burst from the mall parking garage hacking away at the zombies with weapons through side openings until they reach a dock where they leap into a small, expensive yacht and sail away into the sunset, leaving their viewers highly unsatisfied and somewhat zombie-ish themselves after two useless hours in a dark theater.

That movie kinda sucked.