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I was going to keep this quiet, as I had thought it was a temporary greatness that would fade. But as it has persisted for many weeks now I feel it is my duty to share. At least with you, my fellow doke-enthusists ( Read more... )

Ah, yes, I'm misty-eyed to be here. Today I would like to talk about Diet Pepsi and how it sucks. It has been a slow evolution. At first I was all about the equality of Diet Pepsi and Doke; there were subtle taste differences and so it made little difference to me which cool, refreshing beverage I held to my lips. Over a period of two years, ( Read more... )

I'm posting an entry instead of writing the history paper that was due...today. It is a questionable decision but in my defense, I have been ill. Although I'm suffering a mysterious void of paper-writing will (not the aforementioned illness, nyah), my "recreational" writing was inspired by Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's ( Read more... )

That's because we're black licorice. Nasty tasting, but very functional. We've also got amnesia and poor phone skills.

~~~Philosophical Question of the Moment:~~~
Peep: half-people/half-sheep, or rabbit shaped marshmellow?

OLDMANMAN: I just went to urinate again, because apparently that's all I'm good for tonight

Ahh, Amelie, thy sight is sweet. You were right, Manders, the movie is thoroughly brilliant, straight to the end. Colors...breathtaking. The magic of the finally-finally-they're-together-at-last kissing scene induces mimicry in me. From now on, I'll kiss the corner of the mouth, then the neck, and that peculiar place above the eyebrow when tugging ( Read more... )

I very nearly died today. A messy, tragic, unprecendented death. Death by Coke Machine ( Read more... )

Okay, so it's not even 1:30 yet and already I have cursed this day as useless and not worth consciousness. Maybe it was the two hour lecture on how to make java rings of circles that Mrs. Yang-Yang Ding-Ding (<--actual name) tortured my class with this morning ( Read more... )