Dear Suits fanfiction writers:

[dietpunkfics]

I’ve been noticing something, and I really gotta set y’all straight on this.

If a guy comes in his pants, the pants are not ruined.

Your dry cleaner will be squicked, and possibly hate you for it, but they’re not ruined.

So please stop with the ‘oh these pants are ruined’ schtick, k?

Now, ties, that’s a different story, due to the silk being far more

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Come Again?

[rose_malmaison]

LOL Okay, this is bad but I can't help it:

This guy walks into a dry cleaning store and tells the clerk, "I've got another pair of pants for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"

"No," says the guy. "Mustard."

Re: Come Again?

[mamamia1964]

LOL!!!!!!

Re: Come Again?

[hinky_hippo]

*groans*

hee!

Re: Come Again?

[rose_malmaison]

Maybe it should be mayo?

[hackey_mcslashy]

I love the show, don't read Suits fanfic, but it tickles me that this happens so much you needed to post about it. Are they really so eager they can't even get their clothes off? :P

[dietpunkfics]

no, it's just that in canon Harvey wears Tom Ford, or in one instance a suit that costs $12000, so I find it super annoying that people continually use that plot schtick.

[sunspores]

Meg omg. I read this in class and tried to keep as stoic as possible while laughing.

[dietpunkfics]

RIGHT?

I was talking w one of my friends about our first jobs, and my second one was at a dry cleaners, so I got a little ranty bunny

[sinfulslasher]

Dunno, Meg. Depends on the person, I'd say.

I mean, take Gibbs, for example. He's super-human. If he comes in his pants, he shoots holes in the damn things. *g*

[dietpunkfics]

It's just ridiculous to me that people keep insisting pants are ruined because of it. Especially when in canon Harvey's suits are Tom Ford, which run around 6g each... Canon also that he's got at least one suit that cost $12000.

I mean, you know that boy has to take care of his clothes.

Gibbs is different, though. He's Gibbs.

[mander3_swish]

people use that all over the place in different fandoms. and gawd yes it's super annoying.

and ties, heck they be reused in the bedroom for other purposes ;P