Comments | dietpunkfics: because you just can't spell class without ass.

dietpunkfics

because you just can't spell class without ass.

Sep 23, 2011 04:22

Oh, how I love my coworkers ( Read more... )

bwahahah, i amuse myself, irl, work shit

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sinfulslasher September 23 2011, 09:45:08 UTC

"SHUT YOUR DICKSUCKER, YA PIEHOLE."

I need that crocheted on a pillow. Like, for reals.

dietpunkfics September 23 2011, 09:51:32 UTC

bonus points if it gets used in a fic, right? *gets to stitching*

The worst part is, she's all, "Aww shit I fucked that up. Shut your dick.... Shut.... Aw, fuck it."

sinfulslasher September 23 2011, 10:00:19 UTC

I think it's something drunk!Tony would yell if provoked enough.

And then he'd get a thoughtful look on his face and go, "Mmmmm....pie..." Blinks, thinks some more, face goes radiant. "Mmmm...dick!!!

Hee!

dietpunkfics September 23 2011, 10:03:36 UTC

Ok. I'll make the pillow, you write the fic. Sound like a plan? *g*

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cinderella81 September 23 2011, 13:51:01 UTC

ROFLMAO! OMG! That's some funny shit!!!

dietpunkfics September 24 2011, 08:16:57 UTC

*points below* See what happened tonight? Oh, and let's not forget the chick that never knows anyone's name and calls everyone friend.

Her: HEY FRIEND! How was your night? *pats arm*
Me: *raises eyebrow* Ya wanna lose that hand?
Her: Oh, you're so funny!
Me: No seriously. You've got 3 seconds before I tear it off and use it to bitch slap you upside your head so hard I'll knock the bitches in the next row's wig off.
Her: Aww, did you have a bad night friend?
Me: YA THINK?????

ncis_love September 23 2011, 16:28:52 UTC

Ahahaha, too funny!

dietpunkfics September 24 2011, 08:14:34 UTC

i wish i'd have recorded them tonight. "YEAH GO SPRAY THAT SALLY HANSEN, YA DUREX COCKSUCKER." *facepalm*