because you just can't spell class without ass.
Oh, how I love my coworkers.
First of all, you've got a bunch of chicks running around, nearly naked, drunk and half the time high. And that's just when they get there! Then, you ply them with more alcohol, etc, and make them wear big shoes. Oh, and toss in a bunch of drunk guys with money in their wallets. It's a feeding frenzy, let me tell ya.
Anyways.
They are absolute FOUNTAINS of wisdom.
Let's review some of tonights highlights.
Marissa: "What, you're not drunked up yet? I'm fuuuuucked."
Me: "I gotta drive over an hour. It's 1 am."
Marissa: "dude....... that *sucks*."
"Have you felt her boobs? She's got some of the best fake tits I've ever felt! Seriously, grab em! Give em a good squeeze, would ya?"
"Where did my panties go? HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PANTIES??? Do you have em? Do you? CALLISTA, YOU GOT MY PANTIES?" This one was in the dressing room.
"Dude, I wasn't sure if I did 8 or 9 songs, so I just told him to give me $200.... Then I found out that I did 13 songs! DAMMIT!" (songs are $25 a pop)
Even the DJ decided to partake in the shenanigans tonight.
"Aw shit. I just did like 10 shots.... I really hope i don't fuck up tonight."
Ten minutes later.
"Aw, fuck."
Two hours later.
"These bitches are fucking up my buzz! Keep getting skipped n shit, then I actually gotta work. You're nice, Callista. Not fuckin up my buzz.... What do you wanna hear? You know what, I'm just gonna press play on your iPod."
Me: "Um... Al? That's the same song I went up to last time."
Al: "No way, it is???"
Me: ".....yup."
Al: "MOTHERFUCKER."
Me: *gigglesnorts*
Al: "Did you just snort? What the fuck! Are you laughing at me? I'm pretty wasted, I'd be laughing at me."
Me: *bent over double laughing*
Al: "Dude, seriously, what's so funny?"
And then.
From Missing Panties girl......
"SHUT YOUR DICKSUCKER, YA PIEHOLE."
*facepalm*
They're really sweet.... Most of the time.
Of course, everyone was wasted, save for me. *g* I don't do shots, and those were a-flowin' tonight, so I'll be one of the few that *doesn't* feel like utter and total ass tomorrow.
First of all, you've got a bunch of chicks running around, nearly naked, drunk and half the time high. And that's just when they get there! Then, you ply them with more alcohol, etc, and make them wear big shoes. Oh, and toss in a bunch of drunk guys with money in their wallets. It's a feeding frenzy, let me tell ya.
Anyways.
They are absolute FOUNTAINS of wisdom.
Let's review some of tonights highlights.
Marissa: "What, you're not drunked up yet? I'm fuuuuucked."
Me: "I gotta drive over an hour. It's 1 am."
Marissa: "dude....... that *sucks*."
"Have you felt her boobs? She's got some of the best fake tits I've ever felt! Seriously, grab em! Give em a good squeeze, would ya?"
"Where did my panties go? HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PANTIES??? Do you have em? Do you? CALLISTA, YOU GOT MY PANTIES?" This one was in the dressing room.
"Dude, I wasn't sure if I did 8 or 9 songs, so I just told him to give me $200.... Then I found out that I did 13 songs! DAMMIT!" (songs are $25 a pop)
Even the DJ decided to partake in the shenanigans tonight.
"Aw shit. I just did like 10 shots.... I really hope i don't fuck up tonight."
Ten minutes later.
"Aw, fuck."
Two hours later.
"These bitches are fucking up my buzz! Keep getting skipped n shit, then I actually gotta work. You're nice, Callista. Not fuckin up my buzz.... What do you wanna hear? You know what, I'm just gonna press play on your iPod."
Me: "Um... Al? That's the same song I went up to last time."
Al: "No way, it is???"
Me: ".....yup."
Al: "MOTHERFUCKER."
Me: *gigglesnorts*
Al: "Did you just snort? What the fuck! Are you laughing at me? I'm pretty wasted, I'd be laughing at me."
Me: *bent over double laughing*
Al: "Dude, seriously, what's so funny?"
And then.
From Missing Panties girl......
"SHUT YOUR DICKSUCKER, YA PIEHOLE."
*facepalm*
They're really sweet.... Most of the time.
Of course, everyone was wasted, save for me. *g* I don't do shots, and those were a-flowin' tonight, so I'll be one of the few that *doesn't* feel like utter and total ass tomorrow.