"I am a male age 23 and I'm lactating. My breasts have never been so sore, not even after receiving titty twisters from bully schoolmates. I haven't masturbated in months because I've lost my imagination. I close my eyes and I see my father, little girls, German Shepherds, TV news commentators, but no voluptuous pouty-lipped naked female sex ( Read more... )

"I think you deserve some love," she said. "I had a dream about you. I opened your chest like a cabinet, it had doors, and when I opened the doors I saw all kinds of soft things inside you - teddy bears, tiny fuzzy animals, all these soft, cuddly things. Then I had a dream about this other man. He walked up to me and handed me some pieces of paper ( Read more... )

A young woman with two bones through her thoughts stayed with me in the red blood of the morning screaming about how her tooth sings like your truth stings, its lonely in your only home, Swim up your streams of leather so you’re sucking up stains in the valley coming up with whatever you can to try the believer is redfaced the letter is changing ( Read more... )

I can't believe that live journal still even exists what with Rupert Murdoch's myspace powerhouse. Hey looky livejournal saves things as you write. I have no real reason for updating. I have nothing to say, no new insights, no new topics to discuss and no delusions about people reading anything I write. I do realize a lot of things though, a few ( Read more... )

kid in crowd: “could you give me your feelings about uh, disco ( Read more... )

Mr. Nothing before the stronghold. Knows about it. Kicks and strange tricks turned upside down and backwards. Philip Larkin's ugly face threw your window upwards. A mile a minute, broken feet stamp out your mouth, shut the candles up and shove them down your throat. the lone crow in stereo sound. motorized chromosomes seeing everything wrong with ( Read more... )

"How many guys did you do at once? Did you ever have an orgy? Guys lift up your toga and have you in the butt? That's crazy. How many guys were in your butt that night at the orgy? Honest to God. Because if anyone could accommodate that its you. You're an NFL star"

Howard Stern to Roy Simmons, former New York Giant and Washington Redskin player

I was reading old updates. like the first two I ever posted. Kind of interesting. I can't believe how consistently incoherent and stoned I sounded ( Read more... )

For their name live in the age you will be born into your own grave, I’m thinking on the magnets, cutting stones with my toes and dripping my poetry on the poison in the drain. My stomach growls in indignation and wants me to be away from this therapy of the mind and the single sell out soon to be the brand name home of the greatest piece of irony ( Read more... )

"but while millions of women wanted HIS sex, few knew the truth behind the beard..."

-introduction to George Michael, behind the music