leaving soon...looking back over random saved shit. summing up a long spell. enjoy
kid in crowd: “could you give me your feelings about uh, disco?”
Hunter S. Thompson: ”boy you’re a smart son of a bitch. I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. What do you got next?”
-1977
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Disco C123: yeah, you're out there like a drug lord sitting in a pile of cocaine and every now and then you get a letter from someone telling you how your "operatives" are doing
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Disco C123: we're gonna be a huge band, world famous, household names and then you're gonna go off and 'mase' me and go be a preacher or something
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GoregasmMcQuigly: well..i think i'll go for a walk. i feel suddenly very hot and i think all these memories washing in of hot islip summers is tricking me into questioning where i am. i'm not in islip. i'm far far away and its likely to be pretty cold and not too sunny outside
GoregasmMcQuigly: we'll see
GoregasmMcQuigly: that's the motto of the year. "we'll see"
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Holy Soviet Credo
Metal is dead, as will be those who practice it
There is no ‘scene’ until the Holy Soviets say there is..after they’ve created it
The Holy Soviets Will Kill You All
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karmapopo12: and the worst part is he's Philipino
GoregasmMcQuigly: LOL what??
karmapopo12: the one race i dont like
karmapopo12: seriously
karmapopo12: im not racist
karmapopo12: im not white or an angry black man
karmapopo12: but i dont like philipinos
karmapopo12: they are bad bad people
karmapopo12: i dont trust them
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Marilyn Manson:
"I have a moustache in the movie. Moustaches promote more fertility and my moustache made me have a greater ejaculation. George Michael could probably say the same. Moustaches are a symbol of things to come: Freddie Mercury, Eddie Murphy, all these people have worn the moustache and gone on to have trouble. Freddie Mercury obviously went on to have some anal intercourse and Eddie Murphy went on to pick up transexuals on Santa Monica Boulevard. I think moustaches are the future. I think everyone should grow a moustache and have bizarre sexual experiences according to their moustaches. I’m kind of in my own world, so I really ignore the fact that I’m involved in a very public relationship, but I guess it keeps me better behaved. It also keeps me from letting Brian Molko give me blow-jobs because Rose would find out about it..."
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To hear two American men congratulating each other on being heterosexual is one of the most chilling experiences - and unique to the United States. You don't hear two Italians sitting around complimenting each other because they actually like to go to bed with women. The American is hysterical about his manhood.
-Gore Vidal
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We could never ever ever stand people who pretended to hate things. I fucking hated school more than you. I don't care who you are. Unless, you are Steve or George, shut the fuck up because I hated school more than you will ever know because we hated things you will never understand. There are still traces of the assholes who constantly mock you from behind that line that gives you the right to punch them in the face.
-jesse
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karmapopo12: i lost my appeal already
GoregasmMcQuigly: hm?
karmapopo12: lol jk
GoregasmMcQuigly: what does that mean?
karmapopo12: nothing
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
-- Frank Zappa, to Mrs. Gore about parental advisory labels on album covers
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Student Misconduct Slip
First:Eric
Last:Colon
Date:5/25
Homeroom:Rosado
Violations: The continuous nibbling of school property, The political assasination of Justin Blank, The crucifixtion of staff members, misuse of school computers, the sexual abuse of more than ten lab worms, mispredicting the apocalypse, wore a Justin is homocide t-shirt
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Eric: hi its me again...............WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK...oh yeah ummm the LIAR is the CANCER of the group......i will chemo her with a swift kick to the forehead then all will be well. i talk on the fone with my mouth and deliver justice with my asskicking.
Steve: Eric, this is jesus possesing steve's body, I was not the son of god, actually, I was a gay muslim. As are you, don't lie anymore, come out of the closet, and let me shit in your mouth.
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JIM: How would you describe Dave Grohl?
KURT COBAIN: Dave is in really good shape although he smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.
JIM: Chris Novoselic?
KURT: Chris is the horror of the stars. He has no shame whatsoever in carousing with the likes of Wynona Ryder and Johnny Depp.
JIM: And Kurt Cobain?
KURT: Fuck him, he complains too much.
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karmapopo12: he also had a thing for midgets
GoregasmMcQuigly: um
GoregasmMcQuigly: what does that mean?
karmapopo12: who knows
karmapopo12: he's elvis for gods sake
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karmapopo12: how cool is yvonne?
karmapopo12: she's heard about me but never talked about me
GoregasmMcQuigly: what could that possibly mean? lol
karmapopo12: i dunno
GoregasmMcQuigly: probably from steve i guess
karmapopo12: steve and jesse like talking about me
karmapopo12: what i've said and done in the past
karmapopo12: especially jesse
GoregasmMcQuigly: lol um
GoregasmMcQuigly: they find you entertaining
karmapopo12: yes i guess
karmapopo12: i cant blame them
karmapopo12: i'm a fucking riot
GoregasmMcQuigly: LOL
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Disco C123: no one wants you dead you egotistical bastard... you’re not JFK
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(Placebo interview)
If you were to be neutered tomorrow, which person would you sleep with tonight?
Steve: Tyra Banks.
Brian: A girl I met in Spain.
Stefan: A guy I met in Spain.
Brian: Spain, man. We just want to roll that country over and fuck it raw.
Stefan (quietly): With no lube.
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Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
-- Frank Zappa, on being asked by Joan Rivers why he gave his children such odd names
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America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
-Freud
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[Asked what he thought of the book, Dracula]
Max Schreck : It made me sad.
Albin : Why sad?
Max Schreck : Because Dracula had no servants.
Albin : I think you missed the point of the book, Count Orlock.
Max Schreck : Dracula hasn't had servants in 400 years and then a man comes to his ancestral home, and he must convince him that he... that he is like the man. He has to feed him, when he himself hasn't eaten food in centuries. Can he even remember how to buy bread? How to select cheese and wine? And then he remembers the rest of it. How to prepare a meal, how to make a bed. He remembers his first glory, his armies, his retainers, and what he is reduced to. The loneliest part of the book comes... when the man accidentally sees Dracula setting his table.
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"Be seriously involved with growing, with your own development, and never fear. Be the kind of person who is naturally powerful, positive, ingenious, open, to the highest degree, but with no interest in coercion or pressure or power over other people. That kind of power is hollow. It contains nothing and brings you nothing in the long run. Be The Best. No Negativity, No Weakness, No Acquiescence To Fear Or Disaster, No Errors Of Ignorance, No Evasion From Reality."
-Jeff Buckley
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Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns all clean.
-Maya Angelou
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Would you care to smoke these regurgitated rhymes
The care couldn’t care less for these open lines
-me, i think
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sorry to clutter up your friend's page :)
Hunter S. Thompson: ”boy you’re a smart son of a bitch. I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. What do you got next?”
-1977
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Disco C123: yeah, you're out there like a drug lord sitting in a pile of cocaine and every now and then you get a letter from someone telling you how your "operatives" are doing
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Disco C123: we're gonna be a huge band, world famous, household names and then you're gonna go off and 'mase' me and go be a preacher or something
----------------------------------------------------------------------
GoregasmMcQuigly: well..i think i'll go for a walk. i feel suddenly very hot and i think all these memories washing in of hot islip summers is tricking me into questioning where i am. i'm not in islip. i'm far far away and its likely to be pretty cold and not too sunny outside
GoregasmMcQuigly: we'll see
GoregasmMcQuigly: that's the motto of the year. "we'll see"
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Holy Soviet Credo
Metal is dead, as will be those who practice it
There is no ‘scene’ until the Holy Soviets say there is..after they’ve created it
The Holy Soviets Will Kill You All
----------------------------------------------------------------------
karmapopo12: and the worst part is he's Philipino
GoregasmMcQuigly: LOL what??
karmapopo12: the one race i dont like
karmapopo12: seriously
karmapopo12: im not racist
karmapopo12: im not white or an angry black man
karmapopo12: but i dont like philipinos
karmapopo12: they are bad bad people
karmapopo12: i dont trust them
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Marilyn Manson:
"I have a moustache in the movie. Moustaches promote more fertility and my moustache made me have a greater ejaculation. George Michael could probably say the same. Moustaches are a symbol of things to come: Freddie Mercury, Eddie Murphy, all these people have worn the moustache and gone on to have trouble. Freddie Mercury obviously went on to have some anal intercourse and Eddie Murphy went on to pick up transexuals on Santa Monica Boulevard. I think moustaches are the future. I think everyone should grow a moustache and have bizarre sexual experiences according to their moustaches. I’m kind of in my own world, so I really ignore the fact that I’m involved in a very public relationship, but I guess it keeps me better behaved. It also keeps me from letting Brian Molko give me blow-jobs because Rose would find out about it..."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
To hear two American men congratulating each other on being heterosexual is one of the most chilling experiences - and unique to the United States. You don't hear two Italians sitting around complimenting each other because they actually like to go to bed with women. The American is hysterical about his manhood.
-Gore Vidal
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
We could never ever ever stand people who pretended to hate things. I fucking hated school more than you. I don't care who you are. Unless, you are Steve or George, shut the fuck up because I hated school more than you will ever know because we hated things you will never understand. There are still traces of the assholes who constantly mock you from behind that line that gives you the right to punch them in the face.
-jesse
------------------------------------------------------------------------
karmapopo12: i lost my appeal already
GoregasmMcQuigly: hm?
karmapopo12: lol jk
GoregasmMcQuigly: what does that mean?
karmapopo12: nothing
------------------------------------------------------------------------
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
-- Frank Zappa, to Mrs. Gore about parental advisory labels on album covers
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Student Misconduct Slip
First:Eric
Last:Colon
Date:5/25
Homeroom:Rosado
Violations: The continuous nibbling of school property, The political assasination of Justin Blank, The crucifixtion of staff members, misuse of school computers, the sexual abuse of more than ten lab worms, mispredicting the apocalypse, wore a Justin is homocide t-shirt
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Eric: hi its me again...............WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK...oh yeah ummm the LIAR is the CANCER of the group......i will chemo her with a swift kick to the forehead then all will be well. i talk on the fone with my mouth and deliver justice with my asskicking.
Steve: Eric, this is jesus possesing steve's body, I was not the son of god, actually, I was a gay muslim. As are you, don't lie anymore, come out of the closet, and let me shit in your mouth.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
JIM: How would you describe Dave Grohl?
KURT COBAIN: Dave is in really good shape although he smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.
JIM: Chris Novoselic?
KURT: Chris is the horror of the stars. He has no shame whatsoever in carousing with the likes of Wynona Ryder and Johnny Depp.
JIM: And Kurt Cobain?
KURT: Fuck him, he complains too much.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
karmapopo12: he also had a thing for midgets
GoregasmMcQuigly: um
GoregasmMcQuigly: what does that mean?
karmapopo12: who knows
karmapopo12: he's elvis for gods sake
------------------------------------------------------------------------
karmapopo12: how cool is yvonne?
karmapopo12: she's heard about me but never talked about me
GoregasmMcQuigly: what could that possibly mean? lol
karmapopo12: i dunno
GoregasmMcQuigly: probably from steve i guess
karmapopo12: steve and jesse like talking about me
karmapopo12: what i've said and done in the past
karmapopo12: especially jesse
GoregasmMcQuigly: lol um
GoregasmMcQuigly: they find you entertaining
karmapopo12: yes i guess
karmapopo12: i cant blame them
karmapopo12: i'm a fucking riot
GoregasmMcQuigly: LOL
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Disco C123: no one wants you dead you egotistical bastard... you’re not JFK
------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Placebo interview)
If you were to be neutered tomorrow, which person would you sleep with tonight?
Steve: Tyra Banks.
Brian: A girl I met in Spain.
Stefan: A guy I met in Spain.
Brian: Spain, man. We just want to roll that country over and fuck it raw.
Stefan (quietly): With no lube.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
-- Frank Zappa, on being asked by Joan Rivers why he gave his children such odd names
------------------------------------------------------------------------
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
-Freud
------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Asked what he thought of the book, Dracula]
Max Schreck : It made me sad.
Albin : Why sad?
Max Schreck : Because Dracula had no servants.
Albin : I think you missed the point of the book, Count Orlock.
Max Schreck : Dracula hasn't had servants in 400 years and then a man comes to his ancestral home, and he must convince him that he... that he is like the man. He has to feed him, when he himself hasn't eaten food in centuries. Can he even remember how to buy bread? How to select cheese and wine? And then he remembers the rest of it. How to prepare a meal, how to make a bed. He remembers his first glory, his armies, his retainers, and what he is reduced to. The loneliest part of the book comes... when the man accidentally sees Dracula setting his table.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Be seriously involved with growing, with your own development, and never fear. Be the kind of person who is naturally powerful, positive, ingenious, open, to the highest degree, but with no interest in coercion or pressure or power over other people. That kind of power is hollow. It contains nothing and brings you nothing in the long run. Be The Best. No Negativity, No Weakness, No Acquiescence To Fear Or Disaster, No Errors Of Ignorance, No Evasion From Reality."
-Jeff Buckley
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns all clean.
-Maya Angelou
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Would you care to smoke these regurgitated rhymes
The care couldn’t care less for these open lines
-me, i think
------------------------------------------------------------------------
sorry to clutter up your friend's page :)