The song is about women who wear thong underwear. The first verse is an invitation to women to allow them to know what "what guys talk about"[2], with the implicit belief that we are living in a social order where men and women never interact. Thus Sisqo is generously allowing women into the private halls of male conversation where men speak of ( Read more... )

 Last week, a federal judge in Washington, D.C., ruled that the Treasury Department had to consider changing paper currency so denominations could be easily identified by the blind ( Read more... )

 A man walked into his psychiatrist's office covered only with yards of Saran Wrap.

"I can clearly see you're nuts",  the Doctor quickly exclaimed.

I was short of funds and bought a bottle of bottom most, bottom shelf rum. It cost $5.99 per 750ml. It's all I have to drink now, but it's laced with such nastiness, my stomach is doing somersaults. Who ever imports this rot gut should be taken out and shot. It's "Imported" West Indies rum, but rank as hell. Tomorrow, I get paid, and will treat ( Read more... )

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Because of some bizarre compulsion, that even I don't understand, I've changed by name to Richard Night Shyamalan. It's a stupid name, but somehow it adds an air of darkness and mystery. I know "The Village" sucked, and maybe that has something to do with the name's appeal.

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The WB network is airing a reality TV show called Superstar USA that is twisted parody of "American Idol", where butt awful singers are told by a panel of judges that they are really gifted vocalists. The marginally talented ones are booted off the show, while the truly terrible advance to the next round. To keep down the boos and laughter, the ( Read more... )

I came home after work, overcome with exhaustion. Today's struggle with life was brutal. I sat on the couch, and slept for a short while, sitting up. I feel much better now, and glad I fought the impulse to lay down, because then I would still be asleep.

I'm going out again tonight, into the cold night. I feel restless.

This may not be the best way to start the New Year, but I've got a hankering to change my underwear, hit the instant teller and get a bundle of cash, and and party down to the bad side of town. Everybody wang chung tonight.