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[dib_wizard]

So I decided I should start keeping this journal again, just to give me some sort of amusement

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[dib_wizard]

Not if you're trying to protect the world from alien domination by doing so!

[dib_wizard]

...Cute? How in the world can monsters from outer space be cute???

[imneverhappy]

I see you're still hung up on that alien thing.

[dib_wizard]

Of course! The world may be filled with horrible people, but it still needs saved from Zim!

Are you just here to mock me?

[imneverhappy]

No. I guess I just won't be a believer till I see it myself.

[dib_wizard]

You and every other person I've ever met. I'm trying to get evidence; it's just a really difficult task.

[bobthewizard]

*amused*

[dib_wizard]

...Is something the matter, Professor?

[bobthewizard]

Oh, not at all; everything seems to be trundling along as usual.

Your father's doing fine, by the way. Does he always shut himself away in the dark like this when he's on vacation?

[dib_wizard]

Oh, all right then, sir.

I don't remember ever going on vacation with him before It definitely sounds like the sort of thing my dad would do; he's pretty paranoid about melanoma. But thank you for letting me know how he's doing; he was rather vague on the phone.

[ruddystampede]

..................ALIENS!?

I mean, eheheheh, couldn't this kid just be really creepy but actually normal, or something?

[dib_wizard]

Yes, aliens!

And no no no no no NO. There is no doubt in my mind that Zim is an alien; I've seen him without his disguise, and he is 100% an alien. He has a robot sidekick, a spaceship, a computer house...all of it.

[ruddystampede]

You're kidding. O_O Do the FBI know about this?

[dib_wizard]

The FBI tries to send people over to beat me up for "playing jokes on them".

((Sadly, that's canon. XDD))

[redxlitis]

Aliens? Did you hit your head or something?

[dib_wizard]

No! There are aliens, and one of them lives in the suburbs, near me. He's evil and wants to enslave the human race!

[redxlitis]

...Uh-huh....

[dib_wizard]

Yeah, yeah, I know that type of "uh huh"; the "sure, whatever, crazy" kind. I hear it all the time. Go ahead, think I'm crazy; it'll just make my victory when I expose Zim for the horrible monster he is all that much sweeter.