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[dib_wizard]

So I decided I should start keeping this journal again, just to give me some sort of amusement

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[dib_wizard]

Not if you're trying to protect the world from alien domination by doing so!

[dib_wizard]

...Cute? How in the world can monsters from outer space be cute???

[dib_wizard]

Zim isn't cute; he's a horrible creature who wants to enslave the human race for his snack-obsessed leaders!

Besides, he looks like an insect of some sort. It's creepy.

[dib_wizard]

Well, does obliterating inhabitants of other planets in order to create parking structures on it sound like your kind of people, too?

What, that he looks like an insect?

[dib_wizard]

...You're not an alien, are you?

More like comic book villain.

[dib_wizard]

No, but some aliens are smarter than others. Like, there was this one named Tak, and she looked just like a normal person. I didn't even know she was one until I snuck into her compound and saw all of the robots...plus, my sister spilled soda on her, and she started sizzling. So yeah, you seeming to agree with the mindset of the Irkens made me wonder...

I don't remember the Tick ever trying to enslave the human race.

[dib_wizard]

Well, Zim says he has human problems a lot, but you talk a lot more normally than he does. I mean, you even speak more normally than Tak did, so either you're really a human with a love of snacks and human enslavement, or an even better Invader than Tak.

I guess I see what you're saying, but I still think Zim would be a comic book villain if he was in a comic book.

[dib_wizard]

...Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. I just need to check sometimes for hidden threats.

What, you mean like a supervillain name?