I don't know about the weirdest, but last night part of my dream involved wrapping a present for osmeone's wedding who I didn't know, that I was attending with a friend from high school that I haven't seen in 6 years, and I couldn't get the ribbon to work right for hte life of me and the present ended up being the size of a peanut once I was done wrapping it. The end.
Last night I dreamt that I was in an office building and all of the elevators were run by a member of the Village People. I of course got on the one run by the construction worker.
I dreamed I was exploring an abandoned industrial site with my brother, his fiancee and a girl about eight years old. For some reason my brother's fiancee was wearing a crinolin. Suddenly we found African animals on site; a zebra, an ostrich and other creatures. A lion appeared and we scrambled up the remnants of an industrial shelter towards the roof. As the lion climbed up after us we took turns distracting it so the eight year old girl could get into the roof space and safety. My brother proposed a plan where one of us would stay behind and keep the lion's attention whilst the others ran for the fenceline and safety. As the lion climbed closer we each had to give a reason why we should be in the escape party and not remain behind to face the lion. When it came to my turn to argue why I should not remain facing the beast, I could only say : "I'm edible".
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You really are gay.
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For some reason my brother's fiancee was wearing a crinolin.
Suddenly we found African animals on site; a zebra, an ostrich and other creatures. A lion appeared and we scrambled up the remnants of an industrial shelter towards the roof.
As the lion climbed up after us we took turns distracting it so the eight year old girl could get into the roof space and safety. My brother proposed a plan where one of us would stay behind and keep the lion's attention whilst the others ran for the fenceline and safety.
As the lion climbed closer we each had to give a reason why we should be in the escape party and not remain behind to face the lion. When it came to my turn to argue why I should not remain facing the beast, I could only say : "I'm edible".
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