Hollywood Hooker Haberdashery

[diane_kepler]

Hollywood in the summer means tourists, at least that was what it meant on Saturday when I escorted a bunch of kinky ladies around the Strip's stripper stores. The group was Fetlife's Kinky Women Who Like Women and the event was Hollywood Hooker Haberdashery, an alliterative title of my own ideation that I repeat here due to o'erweening pride.

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[postrophe]

...so they named a set of footwear after a southeast-asian monster that has no feet?

[diane_kepler]

Well, not deliberately . . .

[proudcockatrice]

*squeals* BOOTS!

*coughs*

Christ, I'm asking for a pair of -those- for xmas. I could use a few inches...

[diane_kepler]

You mean you don't already have them?

[proudcockatrice]

*laughs* I can afford boots about once a decade. I think I got my last pair in 2004, and I should probably get them re-soled again. You can't get the tall Derby Swirls any more, so I've been really trying to take care of those, despite wearing them every day for about seven years. And I still fit in the pilots' boots from when I was twelve, for even more lulz.

[diane_kepler]

Fluevog occasionally does do reissues for their anniversaries and stuff. Plus things do show up on eBay. What size are your super-small feet?

Part of the reason I'm so pleased with the Transformers is I've been wanting a pair since I was younger than you :)